Ill Figure It Out

messmer addresses his loyal knights

I’m genuinely considering posting my story to RoyalRoad. I would go to wattpad, but I hate the format of the website.

isn't it insane though how schizophrenic people are viewed as violent and dangerous by the majority of society when in reality schizophrenic people are nearly 14 times more likely to be on the receiving end of violence than to be the perpetrators...

how am I supposed to market a story I'm writing?

it's on royalroad btw, Tower Of Babbling Silver.

A messy retelling and modern dramatization of a tower of babel kind of story, as well as faustian bargain elements

If Time as a personification exists, then time itself, its power, is constantly working like a passive ability inside of the stories, right? so when Time goes into the stories to fuck around, time doesn’t technically stop immediately? right? so then, time keeps on moving, since Time is very much out of practice, never started really on controlling it. But keeps on moving forward, like a waterfall! so then it doesn’t stop unless made to by Time. 

Times power works in that she,. i’ll just make her take on a feminine form for the sake of convenience., can reverse it, speed it up, and slow it down. She technically has a deal with Space, Mass, and Gravity (the science nerds) where she can use a form of slowing down a persons inertia through space, along with the fact that gravity and mass is being controlled, and mass wouldn’t exactly exist without gravity, I think? so then theres that, which calls into question when that deal got brokered and why. That should be when the big bang happened right? [wow im just starting to realise what a hole ive dug for myself. keep digging i guess] 

So then thats how the power kind of works as a basis at least. then powers obviously don’t work outside of the stories due to other personifications technically exist outside of time, even though she happened first, outside of chaos, so shes the older sister figure, even though she acts like the youngest and is pretty much treated as such.

Nothing can really exist without a perception of time. You wouldn’t know how long you’ve been alive, nor really know if you’re dead. without a perception of time, everything loses meaning. while yes, everyone lives in the present and that is unchangeable. to completely understand anything about yourself, you have your past, your perception of your self, and what you think of the future. everything is based off a sense of perception. on how you perceive the world. and that leads from a sense of time. a perception of it.

So, when Time goes into the story, time continues ticking and doesn’t stop. Unless I wanna write it in that time skips for a moment, to give the villain a tip off. but that calls into question why the villain would be unaffected by a primordial deity know as Time itself. Probably scrap that. So time continues uninterrupted. pushes the guy out the crows nest. and onto the story.

Now, it probably makes more sense to have some kind of human form that she usually keeps on hand, every personification would then to make more sense for the Death scene, so then she pops out of nowhere in front of the pirate and confuses the hell out of him and, pretty much makes him go splat on the deck. No witnesses ya know? right after that, she discorporate her form and disappears into thin air, nothing but a floating consciousness. 

The poor little guy was part of the original captains crew, just got the job actually, and had magic sticky feet that made it so it shouldn’t have made it possible for him to fall. he falls right in front of his original captain, almost falling on him. The original captain, protagonist #1, is currently tied to the mast of his own ship after being commandeered by a pirate. That pirate then got the ship commandeered by another pirate, dressed in a blue royal fleet coat, who is our second protagonist. Yada yada yada, banter happens that oh so conveniently tells us that this is the second commandeering. Little mishaps will now happen on the ship due to Time wanting to see what they will do.

Maybe a mishap should be that Time pauses time to find out where she can procure a sea monster to mess with the boat and solidify the protagonists places as protagonists in the story.

the truth is that the omen twins are very stunning handsome gorgeous heavenly irresistible very hot very divine a beauty elegant graceful very pretty very alluring very lovely and charming in hornsent standard.

granny feeds them soups because in her eyes they look like this 👇👇

NO AZ DON'T PUT ON THE SUIT AND BOWTIE NO AZ TUMBLR IS GOING TO EAT YOU ALIVE

Girl you need to get out of bed faster than this