I Wanna Eat A Double Bananer :(

In the snow? On ice? Dedication

I really truly hate them

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I went to Golden Corral tonight, really good food, but as I was getting my food this random old woman said "ugh, look at that man wearing a dress".

That man was me. Wearing my black tights and a blue and white striped dress.

The only issue is I'm not a man.

OH YEAH by the way go follow my writing account if you want, it's @citruslullabies make requests you hooligans

Did you guys know the record for the longest piss taken is 508 seconds

That's 8 minutes and 28 seconds

THEM

DO NOT REPOST

God gives his greatest whores the toughest battles.

I started a heavy period for the first time in months and all I had were fucking pantyliners

Go for it

Can someone like, take my organs I don't like the noises they make in my tummy

Oh no, he's turning him into bread!

Alrighty then