After Studying Three Of The Greats — Holmes, Poirot, Columbo — I Have Determined That In Order To

After studying three of the greats — Holmes, Poirot, Columbo — I have determined that in order to be a popular fictional detective you MUST be autistic you MUST be a nosy bitch and you MUST have a boybestfriend to bounce your theories off of.

‘But op, what about Columbo? Columbo doesn’t have a boybestfriend!’ You fools. His boybestfriend is the murderer.

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dale cooper autistic? yes boybestfriend? yes nosy bitch? yes

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