Guys. My Dudes. Toads, Friends, Suckers, And Foes. I May Need Divine Intervention. I'm Sick. As Fuck.

Everytime this gets replied JK makes a joke and no one laughs and it's super awkward

Everytime this is reblogged, JK Rowling steps on a lego

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Some shitty person was bragging about their inStAgRam foLLoWerS so I flipped my short hair cleared my cunty little throat and said:

wEll I hAvE 17 tuMBlr fOllOwERs sO.....

What my stats look like after posting that dumb notes game

Can we maybe pay attention to me actually being funny?

B-U-R-N-T by The Oozes

To my moots (and anyone else who sees this) reblog with ur comfort character(s) and a song that makes you think of them

Can we stop calling people with glasses ugly?

We have like 40000 hot glasses wearers:

My old dance teacher

Me

etc.

Look at him! My son! Is almost finished!

My first crochet project

am taking perverse pleasure in reminding people it's 2025. that's a star trek year. silly little science fiction number. except it's happening, and DANG ain't it underwhelming!

HOW TO BIND SAFELY IF YOU DON'T HAVE A BINDER

Hey guys I saw a post about binding and it seems they were doing so unsafely and I needed to do something. This post is because some of us will do anything to be flat chested (I understand I once cried because I had to take off my binder. First off use official binding products or safe proven methods. I used this one for months. Second never bind for more than 8 hours and don't exercise with a binder (unless you have a specific type that explicitly says you can. Now onto binder making.

Grab a pair of leggings with a wide waistband. (Not one that isn't tight one that has a bigger waistband vertically)

2. Cut off most of the legs.

3. Cut a hole in the crotch.

4. Put it on like a shirt (the crotch is the coller and the legs are the sleeves)

Guys I'm convinced Ariana Grande is a war criminal.

(I was right about Mr beast too)