I Fucking Hate Estrogen!!!!!!

Well good news my cat would be pissed if I stopped living! And you can't upset the kitty cat

Imma do a thing

10 notes and I'll exercise

50 notes and I'll fold my laundry

100 notes and I do my laundry

300 notes and I clean my room

500 notes and I try to stop lying altogether

1000 notes and I clean my bathroom

1100 notes and I rebuild my stamina

1500 notes and I finish a work

2000 notes and I exercise every day

Green = done

HOLY SHIT DUDE

Also I added more goals bc this is popping off.

Ok. Wow. 300. We made it. I'll do it later today :).

You are??!?!?! (I mean that as a compliment)

You ever see something happen in the news on the internet and just go well this might as well happen guess humanity was a mistake

I hereby give you a gold star

Guys... we have a problem.... it's winter and I'm OUT OF BUGS send help

(aka bugs)

It's coming along nicely!

I hope this hurts

Started my second fanart I'm so good at lips

When you need to do school work but you have stuff to write :(

When your trash gremlin pukes and ruins your plans cause now you have to take care of a little baby guy

My writing: "So, how are things?", Linden asks."You're asking me that?! We're in the middle of a fucking apocalypse!", I say. Today has been shit; My ankle is visibly at an impossible angle and incredibly swollen, I had to half hop half drag myself for miles with only a piece of an old support beam cutting into my hand for help, and I only got a box of crackers for my troubles!

My headphones: THAT NiGht i hAD a miNOR breAkdOWN cause the WOMAN in the night GOWN whO wAs mEanT to VisIT me waS LaTe

Yeah my parents never validated me and... I'm fucked up. Tell your kids they did a good job.

consider: teenagers aren’t apathetic about everything they’re just used to you shitting all over whatever they show excitement about

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