Some People Are Afraid To Be Corny. Not Me. I Live Life On The Cob, Baby.

have you read / watched "Holes"?

I'm just saying, if there's a curse that runs along your family line and you don't tell your kids about it, how the hell are they supposed to go on a quest to stop it?

playlists for very specific vibes

i made a bunch of playlists 💛🎵🎹 choose your adventure:

1. floating through space

2. cooking dinner in low lighting

3. sitting on a gas station side walk with sunglasses on

4. in your apartment at night, tucked against the window, looking at the city lights winking in and out

5. wandering the grocery store at a late hour. out of body experience

6. alone in the city nobody in your bar booth feeling lonely

7. rain at night. streetlight dragging big neon streaks down the road

8. it's night and you are alone by the sea

9. losing your mind on public transit bc you're one little star in the big city

10. music for the end of your movies

11. golden hour in the suburbs

12. songs for slow dancing

13. stuff i'd like to hear live at a bar

14. dreamy season...you're in a magic world now

15. music for fall

16. music for summer

17. music for spring

18. music for winter

19. music for driving at night

20. feeling close to a higher power, to joy

21. songs for feeling sad but it will get better

22. ESSENTIAL ROAD TRIP PLAYLIST!

23. sun coming in in pieces from the trees. green. its all green

24. yeahhhh dance music

25. music for sleeping

26. oldies that i like

27. coffee shop bgm

28. everything is about love

i remember in like 2016-17 when Tumblr was still kinda mainstream and i used to be pretty active but idk what my old account name even was

still the same vibe and i love it

[Image description: A tumblr text-post, edited whiteout-poetry style to read, "Of course dysphoria is terrible! And I totally agree—teens need to be allowed to live and present and be called what they want. And shown the respect every human being deserves. And since gender is a construct, The feelings of a person determine gender."]

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The feelings of a person determine gender

Kermit for Pope :3

I was trying to find out if Kermit was eligible to be pope and I found a blog that says he's the perfect example of a catholic priest

madoka rewatch

The wikipedia page for horse conformation reads like a list of slang insults from the 1820s