Im From Brazil So Let Me Give A Resume About It: He Dont Follow Much, He Gives A Quick Resume About Lily

Ok and now what?

if you are reading this i want you to stop for a moment and imagine a crab

RWBY JAUNE WITCH HUNTER AU

Part 5: Cardin

*After Jaune gone missing for almost a year, The Witch Hunters Academy decided to send one of his best Hunters to go after Jaune. His name is Cardin, and very few know but he and Jaune... Were not friends*

*Right now, Cardin is going towards The Forest where Jaune was last seen, trying to find The Red Witch...*

Jaune: Ok... *He is in the Forest, removing its sword from The back of a Dead Boar* Ruby May like this. Lets see, fish for Blake, Boar for Ruby, Mushrooms for Weiss... Yang likes Steak right?

*Suddenly a branch cracks in the woods, Jaune pointing his sword towards the noise direction.*

Jaune: Who's There?!

Cardin: Wow. Now the Deer Boy wants to scream like a Wolf *appearing from behind a tree* Hey there, Deer Boy. Got everyone in the Academy missing ya.

Jaune: Cardin? What are you doing here?

Cardin: Oh the usual. The best hunter being sent to find The Worst. Typical things. Now lets see you! You look... *Jaune is wearing his armor, that is not rusty anymore* different.

Jaune: Yeah i... Got some friends.

Cardin: Right. You, The weakling of the academy, have friends now.

Jaune: Yeah, and they wont like you.

Cardin: What did you say?

*Cardin walked towards Jaune, who just lowered his head. Cardin was The one who picked on him in the academy, even beating him up at some points. Jaune didnt liked him, and specially not fighting him.*

Cardin: Tell me, Deer Boy. You really think that living in the woods, hunting wild animals and foraging! *He slaps The basket of itens from Jaune arm, making it go to the ground.* Would make you BETTER than me?

Jaune: ...

Cardin: You are right. It wont. Im just here to bring you back to the academy so your goddamn parents just shut up about losing their favourite baby. Now-

*Cardin looks up, noticing something. It was The RWBY Witches shed, and Yang, Weiss and Blake were arriving home.*

Cardin: Son of a bitch you were tracking them. The Snow Witch, The Faunus Witch and the Fighting Witch!

Jaune: Wait, Cardin! Dont go there, please.

Cardin: Why not? Should i remember your stupid ass brain what they are? They are witches! Servants of Salem, The Witch Queen! And they are made to be killed!

Jaune: Not them!

*Cardin stared at jaune with a flabbergastered expression, until he realized. So thats why Jaune disappeared. Why he looked better than before.*

Cardin: ... You are fucking them.

Jaune: What?

Cardin: So, now you are not a Witch Hunter, you are a Witch Layer? Wow, you really surpassed yourself. Or maybe... You are under a spell. *He unsheat his sword* And the only way to end a Witch Spell is killing The Witch.

Jaune: What are you going to do?

Cardin: Watch and learn, Deer Boy. Thats how you kill a Witch.

*Cardin walked towards the shed, but Jaune got on his way. He was holding his sword and shield, staring at Cardin.*

Jaune: I cant let you do this.

Cardin: You really lost your mind.

Jaune: Yeah... Probably.

*Cardin attacked first, Jaune defending with his shield and kicking Cardin, launching a cut with his sword, cutting Cardin cheek. Cardin growled, lauching several cuts, Jaune defending with his shield and sword. Cardin was impressed. Jaune really got better. Suddenly, Jaune pressed Cardin against a tree with The Shield, sheating The sword and punching him in the face.*

Jaune: Im not Deer Boy, im not a Weakling! *Punch* Im Jaune Arc! *Punch* And i will not let you badmouth my family or hurt my lovers!

*the last punch of Jaune sunken The head of Cardin on the tree, making a hole big enough to make the Tree fall, calling the attention of the other 3 witches in the Shed. Jaune looked at Cardin smashed face on the ground, panting. He Beat up his bully, but now everyone was about to discover what was going on. His friends were in danger. What he could do now?*

*Suddenly, he felt something hug him from behind. It was Ruby. She was Hugging him with a very fierce but comforting grip.*

Jaune: Ruby...

Ruby: Shh... *She hugged more* Everything is gonna be ok. Ok?

*She Kissed his cheek, and this calmed Jaune. Yes...*

*Everything was Gonna be ok*

Juste: *Equipping the Platinum Tip on its whip while taking the Cross Subweapon and the Magical Books* So, you said a weirdo called you out near your work.

Miku: Yeah... *Looking at Nino, who is comforting her* He looked so angry when i said no to him...

Nino: Thats a jerk, thats what He is. *Notices Juste leaving* where are you going?

Juste: Do what a Belmont does.

*Later...*

News: At the 17:30 of today, a giant light beam covered in metalic crosses was seen in the Middle of the City. Witnesses reported a white-haired man branding a whip with a metal Ball on its tip against a local gang before the Beam appeared. The said gang wasnt found yet to give their version of the facts.

Nino: *Staring at Juste, who came back 30 minutes after this happening and was drinking a juice sitting by her side*

Juste: What?

Nino: What does a Belmont do?

Juste: We get rid of monsters.

Jaune: *Panting*

Cinder: *running after him using her Flames like turbins*: GET BACK HERE JAUNE!

Jaune: Leave me alone! *Runs Into a building*

Cinder: JAUNE AAAARRRRCCC!!!! YOU CANT ESCAPE ME! *She gets on all fours and start climbing The building like a Spider in The wall* IM GONNA HUNT YOU UNTIL THE EDGES OF THE WORLD!

Jaune: *On top of The building* I think i escaped her- *Cinder Jumpscares him* OH SH-

My Ex lives here.

Jaune and Cinder are on a date (forced by Cinder) while walking down the street.

Jaune: *Stops* Hey, my ex lives there.

Cinder: *Stops to look* Darling, that's my house.

She turns to look at him, but Jaune was already running half a kilometer away from her.

https://www.tumblr.com/brunossan/766871525187076096/this-is-a-longshot-would-you-be-willing-to-help

steadybluebirdpizza / Stacy Amondi is a documented scammer

https://www.tumblr.com/kyra45/762224188048179200

would you mind deleting their scam from your blog, or clearly labeling it as a scam so it doesn't spread to others? in the future, please remember you can use the tumblr search box to search the username/paypal account name/text used by people asking for money to check if they’ve been proven to be a scammer

IT WAS A SCAMMER?!

Fuck i must warn everyone, delete that post...

Thanks for the warning

Knowing her, i wouldnt even bet. Its full certainty she will remove this part from her vídeo and then gaslight every single of her followers.

I watched Lily orchard/CD-Call New video

And i will not give much bigger spoilers so i will just leave this here to you to give your opinions about

In a resume, at a small part of the vídeo, Lily puppet slaps Pixie and screams at her for calling the number of 13 episodes a season. Its a very uncomfortable scene with no music and nothing, just violence.

Maybe just me but this still makes me trembles a bit. Just... Made me think about bad stuff.

This was literally my reaction:

Part 2 because Tumblr sucks with this image limit

4-Chilchuck: Aang (Avatar the Last Airbender)

5-Izutsumi: Gangle (Amazing Digital Circus), V (Murder Drones)

6-Falin: Jenna Ortega, Rani (The Lion Guard)

And to finish this list...

7-Thistle: Gumball Watterson (Amazing World of Gumball)

ARTISTS AND WRITERS OF TUMBLR, HEAR MY PLEA!

As im high as a kite for my lack of sleep, i have a challenge!

Show your skills in art, and turn this crackship into reality!

JUSTE BELMONT FROM CASTLEVANIA: HARMONY OF DISSONANCE (18 Years Old)

WITH NINO NAKANO FROM QUINTESSENTIAL QUINTUPLETS! (18 Years Old)

DO IT AND MY LIFE IS YOURS

Me: Ok, i like Carmilla from Castlevania séries, lets try reading the book. People call it a romance-

*Reads 3 resumes and watch a vídeo because i couldnt find a PDF nor have the money to read it physical*

Me: ... Is this really a romance? Because if People find Carmilla and Laura relationship good...

I worry some opinions about it.

Opinion of the day: Mythological inconscistencies apart, i think Disney cooked on some gods drawings for Hércules the Animated Series.