I'm Sorry, What The FUCK Happened On Bluesky?

Jaune: *Panting*

Cinder: *running after him using her Flames like turbins*: GET BACK HERE JAUNE!

Jaune: Leave me alone! *Runs Into a building*

Cinder: JAUNE AAAARRRRCCC!!!! YOU CANT ESCAPE ME! *She gets on all fours and start climbing The building like a Spider in The wall* IM GONNA HUNT YOU UNTIL THE EDGES OF THE WORLD!

Jaune: *On top of The building* I think i escaped her- *Cinder Jumpscares him* OH SH-

My Ex lives here.

Jaune and Cinder are on a date (forced by Cinder) while walking down the street.

Jaune: *Stops* Hey, my ex lives there.

Cinder: *Stops to look* Darling, that's my house.

She turns to look at him, but Jaune was already running half a kilometer away from her.

I watched the vídeo (Had many breaks because there were points i was like angering myself much) and when they talked about "Making a history where Skara kills Hunter and joins Willow, Luz and Amity in a poly relationship" i was like

DONT PULL A SITH RESURGENCE ON HIM, LILY! THE OWL HOUSE DONT DESERVE THIS FATE!

Owl House Season 3 Special Cards From Squadcast

• Thanks To Them

• For The Future

• Watching And Dreaming

I miss that time when Burning Books was just a thing of Fanatic Christians or Nazis, and it was seen as a despicable act against culture and knowledge and a symbol of opression.

Remember: Dont become them in your fighting. Dont destroy knowledge and culture. Dont burn books.

Specially dont burn People who dont want to burn their books.

Aí é bom!

"Ñao" PORTUGUESE SPOTTED 🫵🏽🫵🏽🫵🏽

Yes, im from Brazil

In her old tumblr she did said that she berated someone in a workplace where she worked, wich makes the behaviour she showed in the vídeo with her strawman puppet truly problematic. To be fair, what triggered me in that vídeo was her screaming like that. Remembered me about my childhood.

I watched Lily orchard/CD-Call New video

And i will not give much bigger spoilers so i will just leave this here to you to give your opinions about

In a resume, at a small part of the vídeo, Lily puppet slaps Pixie and screams at her for calling the number of 13 episodes a season. Its a very uncomfortable scene with no music and nothing, just violence.

Maybe just me but this still makes me trembles a bit. Just... Made me think about bad stuff.

This was literally my reaction:

RWBY: JAUNE WITCH HUNTER AU

In this World, Witches are the enemies of Humanity. Jaune Arc is a Witch Hunter (Apparently), member of an Order dedicated to eliminate The Witches. Today, Jaune is going after The mission of defeating The Red Witch Ruby...

*Jaune walks around The Forest, Sword on one Hand, a Shield in Another, and Aura surrounding its body. Suddenly, he hears something. Something moved in The Woods. He assumes a fighting instance when suddenly...*

Ruby: SURPRISE ATTACK! *She jumps in Jaune from The side, making him Fall and staying on top of his belly. She is a White skinned girl with short Dark hair, and she is wearing a red dress* Yay, i got you!

Jaune: Gah! *Looks at her, trying to get up* Its you! The Red Witch Ruby Rose!

Ruby: Yeah That's me. *Smiles* by your paladin armor i assume you are a Witch Hunter, right?

Jaune: Yes i am *points his Sword at her chest* Prepare to die, Witch!

Ruby: Wow, That's a Nice Sword! One-hand, leaf-shaped Blade... *She touches The Blade, her Smile fading a bit* wait a minute...

*with one swipe she Takes The Sword from Jaune's Hand. He is Surprised, because he was holding It Very fiercefully, and she Just took It off his Hand with Very simple easiness. With another look, she points his Sword at him.*

Ruby: You are not a Witch Hunter!

Jaune: I am!

Ruby: Liar! This is The Sword of a squire Witch Hunter! And look at your armor! Its... Rusty.

*Jaune Bite his underlip, taking off his helmet and revealing his beautiful Young face and short Blonde Hair. Ruby looks at him with a small light in her eyes, but Jaune is blushing in Shame.*

Jaune: Fine. Its True. Im still a Witch Hunter apprentice. I Heard that you were in these Woods so i came to find you. Maybe i could show Master Glynda that i am more than Just... A Clumsy Stupid Boy.

Ruby: Wow she is so cruel to you...

Jaune: Everyone is. Im trying so hard to prove myself but i cant even kill a Witch! End me Quick, Please.

*Ruby look at Jaune face with an Innocent expression. Then she throws his Sword away and lifts him above The ground, an impressive feat for someone so short in comparison to the young Witch Hunter apprentice.*

Ruby: Up and Go, and with me you Go.

Jaune: Hey Hey Hey put me down!

Ruby: Nope. You are now Mine. The Witch Hunters look like bad Guys. So im gonna be the good Guy in your life!

Jaune: But i dont want to be friends with a Witch! Im a Witch Hunter.

Ruby: Too bad that you are Very pretty for me to care~

Jaune: Somebody help me!

Ruby: Scream all you want. These Woods are so thick no one will Hear you.

*as They disappear in The Woods, 3 lights shine in The sky. One yellow, one White and one Black. Those 3 lights all Go for The same Direction in The Woods. Those are also 3 Witches, who dont know Their friend Ruby is bringing their mortal enemy with them...*

TO BE CONTINUED...

I'm curious. Reblog this if you know how to cook

I don’t even care if it’s macaroni, ramen or those little bowls you stick in the microwave. Please, I need reassurance that most of the population on tumblr WOULDN’T STARVE TO DEATH if their parents couldn’t fix them food or they couldn’t go out to eat. 

Oh not these Blood Skeletons again!

BRAZILIAN MAGICAL CREATURES YOU CAN USE ON YOUR HISTORIES

Are you in need of magical beings that are not from eurocentric or north american settings on your histories?

I can give you some ideias. Here, i listed some mythological brazilian creatures for who is interested. Check it out:

The first one on The list is Capelobo

Capelobo is a Werewolf-like monster, who is a man who in full moon nights turn into a monster with hooves on its feet and that have an Ant-Eater head. The creature attacks mainly humans, slashing them with its giant sharp claws and then using its massive tongue to pierce The human skull and feast on their Brains.

The Second One is Gorjala

Gorjala is a vengeful spirit that assumes The form of a Giant Black Man or a Cyclop who eats People who are in their way, as a form to try appeasing The Hunger of the thousands of Black Men and Women who died because of Hunger during slavery. It appears mainly at night.

And the last by now: Cupendiepe

The Cupendiepe is a tribe of Vampire Beings who apparently lived in Brazilian hills and caves before the colonization. They had sharp teeth, bat wings and slept like bats. According to natives, they all had axes made of Steel, wich they used to call it "Moon Scythes" because of their shape. Also according to natives, The Cupendiepes were hunted until they were all extinct, The last remnants being suffocated to death with smoke on their caves. There's a history that tells one boy from The tribe survived, but died of depression mixed with the fact of no native knowing how to raise him.

If you want to see more magical creatures from Brazil, send me a comment or an ask.

Me: *Shadow Fight 3 Flashbacks*

A woman demonstrating use of a guandao, also formally known as a yanyuedao (偃月刀; reclining moon blade).