Gay

oh my god I’m going to explode WHAT (waiting on my last three Tally Hall plushies to arrive)

kevan knew exactly what he was doing during the voice lines for the countdown ending. trust me, the sadistic pleasure of seeing someone who has wronged you suffer is a hard thing to fake.

they’re my child now I love them..

Rat from The Stanley Parable

stanley

hello….

depression tips™

shower. not a bath, a shower. use water as hot or cold as u like. u dont even need to wash. just get in under the water and let it run over you for a while. sit on the floor if you gotta.

moisturize everything. use whatever lotion u like. unscented? dollar store lotion? fancy ass 48 hour lotion that makes u smell like a field of wildflowers? use whatever you want, and use it all over. 

put on clean, comfortable clothes. 

put on ur favorite underwear. cute black lacy panties? those ridiculous boxers u bought last christmas with candy cane hearts on the butt? put em on.

drink cold water. use ice. if u want, add some mint or lemon for an extra boost.

clean something. doesn’t have to be anything big. organize one drawer of ur desk. wash five dirty dishes. do a load of laundry. scrub the bathroom sink. 

blast music. listen to something upbeat and dancey and loud, something that’s got lots of energy. sing to it, dance to it, even if you suck at both.

make food. don’t just grab a granola bar to munch. take the time and make food. even if it’s ramen. add something special to it, like a hard boiled egg or some veggies. prepare food, it tastes way better, and you’ll feel like you accomplished something. 

make something. write a short story or a poem, draw a picture, color a picture, fold origami, crochet or knit, sculpt something out of clay, anything artistic. even if you don’t think you’re good at it.

go outside. take a walk. sit in the grass. look at the clouds. smell flowers. put your hands in the dirt and feel the soil against your skin.

call someone. call a loved one, a friend, a family member, call a chat service if you have no one else to call. talk to a stranger on the street. have a conversation and listen to someone’s voice. if you can’t, text or email or whatever, just have some social interaction with another person. even if you don’t say much, listen to them.

cuddle your pets if you have them/can cuddle them. take pictures of them. talk to them. tell them how u feel, about your favorite movie, a new game coming out.

welcome to the Stanley Parahall (this is the worst name ever I’m so sorry)

oh no I dropped tbe ask blog ogh noo my askblog whatever will I do ohnooooo my askblog nooooooooooooo

@askemployee427

Ask blog of Stanley from the stanley parable but every ask is answered with the same picture of Stanley's normal face (Because canonically he doesn't speak or have facial expressions)

Weezer is in The Stanley Parable's Break Room!

also!! I would love to get back into answering inbox things so if people wanna send me stuff please go right ahead!! ^^

also yall can ask me about Stanley Parable stuff,, I don’t mind,, /hj

giving into the temptations of testing this for myself

ha?

every single person who reblogs this

every

single

person

will get “doot doot” in their ask box