but what if hannibal didn't go and kill abagail and then all 3 of them went to live in europe had 5 million dogs and ahfjiiiiiiiiiiiiiiifsijsfiijfij
WAIT HELP I JUST FINISHED
i just started watching ofmd. they make me happy
i will be delusional if i so choose to be now go away this is the part where i pull all the bitches
if you cannot look at a man and confidently say "he'd look pretty covered in blood" what even is there to like about him
I just want to be stunning and breathtakingly sexy is that TOO MUCH TO ASK ??
IM LOSING MY MIND THEYRE SO AFGHHV
Time for the traditional role swap uh 👀
David!Aziraphale and Michael!Crowley
no man has ever served mother as hard as he has
A working woman
hi imagine that crowley and aziraphale just got a happy ending in s2
imagine that crowley permanently moved into the book shop and zira read him bed time stories every night
and crowley would introduce zira to queen and all his favorites and maybe they would slowdance in the hall together
maybe aziraphale would get a new book he'd been looking for for a while and would info dump while crowley looked at her lovingly
and maybe sometimes they'd make hot chocolate and just talk about anything and everything just because they had all the time in the world
imagine they got the ending they deserved and got to live out a real happily ever after
imagine
straight people are just lying