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Okay so it’s 1am and I SHOULD be asleep but instead have this, curtousy of my idiot, sleep-deprived brain

(Probably a fic soon to follow)

Hey so new, completely unrelated idea for the dog miraculous—

you can make literally anything better by introducing werewolves

Oh shoot I don’t know if it’s worth it anymore tbh. My wife might just stay in a coma now. I’m just not ready for that level of commitment or sacrifice

So if someone used the Ladybug & Cat Miraculous to mix spaghetti and sauce, do you think that would mean someone else's spaghetti would spontaniously separate into plain noodles and sauce?

Okay real talk I don't know anything about the lore behind using the ladybug and cat miraculouses together. But this IS very funny, so I'm going to say yes. Absolutely.

(adrien, stealing both miraculouses back from his dad): no, you know what? fuck you. *unsauces your noodles*

Me, whose mom has a corn allergy: ah, yes, the cleansing of the corn

i ever tell ya’ll about that time i did a popcorn cleanse

My leveled-up Ladybug! I worked really hard on her!

Okay alright so @moonlitceleste bee movie AU where the only change from the normal bee movie AUs is that Jason is VERY scared of bees.

He jumps 3 feet in the air, hits his head, and passes out for 12 hours the first time he meets Pollen.

He wouldn’t leave the covers of Mari’s bed for 3 days after he first met Chloé, aka Queen Bee. He is very scared of her.

Random things the bat kids are afraid of:

Dick: chocking on the grape when he tries to catch them with his mouth.

Jason: bees

Tim: slipping in the shower

Damian: Santa clause

Duke: cutting himself while shaving

Cass: hula hooping

Steph: that she forgot to remove her fork from her leftovers and that the microwave will explode

Barbra: sending a text to the wrong person and then forgetting about it

Bruce: Bats

Alfred: nothing??? Have y’all seen this man??? God herself could go for the neck and Alfred would probably just high-five her

If there's one thing miraculous ladybug is going to teach children, it's that emotionally neglected/abused children who lash out and behave badly- Lila and Chloe- are evil and irredeemable and deserve no sympath, but that children in the same situations who cower down and keep their mouths shut, ei Kagami, Adrien, and Zoe, are good precious people who deserve the world.

I mean, not to be all black-and-white/ astruc-is-evil about it, its just really sickening patterns to notice in a kid's show. Especially a young kids show.

Nathalie ghostwrote this.

yes but if i wear contact lenses i can’t fling them off dramatically while pinching the bridge of my nose in a gesture of utter exasperation at the trials and tribulations the world has once again thrust upon me

Latex allergy here! School is harder than you may think. If it’s just contact, that’s much easier. However, my latex allergy is airborne. So here’s some stuff I’ve gotta deal with if anyone needs for writing this:

Latex stays in the air for 3-4 days

Latex balloons are banned because of my allergy

Can’t go into classrooms with the normal rubber anti-squeaking things on the bottom of the chair, or ones with tennis balls there

Can’t use the gym or fields; it’s all possibly built with latex in/under/as part of it

People can’t really bring normal rubber bands into classes I’m in; if they need, I’ll give them special silicone ones at the start of the year or if/when needed

Rain boots are latex, so that’s...not good

I don’t think I can go to school on Halloween anymore (my allergy only went airborne in around September 2019), since so many people have latex in some way in their costumes

Believe it or not, chewing gum can have latex, so I kinda need to watch out for that at least a bit

And more!

By the way, there’s a food that I can’t eat (actually, we can’t even have it in the house because my allergy is airborne) due to my latex allergy: bananas. No, I’m not kidding. I can’t eat or really be near bananas. We can’t have them in the house.

My mom also has an airborne latex allergy, although hers is worse and has been airborne for longer. She can’t eat eggplant.

Also, please ask doctors to use non-latex gloves if at all possible during surgeries etc.! Constant contact with latex (such as having a bunch of surgeries done with latex gloves) can lead to an allergy.

Salt Alya, Lila is the one with a food allergy to tomato. Marinette as class rep has been told this. Yes she knows Lila is a liar but not going to say someone is lieing about food allergies or risk giving someone food they say their allergic to. But Alya to prove Lila doesn't lie gives her a treat that she knows that has tomato in it

I found that and it’s really interesting tbh.

This is interesting because this would be up for a bunch of Alya salt and redemption!Lila

I see it being possibly guacamole that has a little bit of tomatoes on it (bc idk what else has tomatoes that can be hidden)

Also there’s that to make it angsty probably.

Honestly Mari would be disgusted with Alya and so would everyone else.

This goes well with vegan Mari ft. Allergic to meat Chloé tbh.

(Inspired by this!)

Ah, yes. The classic lesbian cliché of not knowing if you’re dating or not. But make it...

CHLOGAMI.