Oh Man I Sure Am Glad I Get To Be Spammed With Completely Unrelated Shit Just Because There's A New Feature

Fun fact: Hell doesn't exist. The world is yours and you'll only get to exist once so do whatever you want and stop wasting your time worrying about weird religions holding you back from happiness. Touch yourself. Be gay. Get an abortion. Change your gender. Have premarital sex. Read Jesus x Buddha fanfics and get freaky

18th century Europe really just saw one autistic person and couldn't keep themselves together huh

I used to drink ketchup packets when I was a kid and everyone would get really mad because they would go to get some ketchup and it would all be gone and I would be sitting there with red little lips. did this in church too but they didn't get as bad about it because it was my grandmother and her friends and they knew I was autistic long before I was diagnosed. And this was before I was diagnosed so I did get spanked and yelled at for it. Was too busy thinking about them ketchup packets to learn my lesson

Guys?? Hello???? You all NEED to stop panicking. Panicking and worrying yourselves isn't going to do anything.

This election result is a snake bite. If you panic, it's only going to be pumped throughout you. Stay calm. Get help from people who you trust.

This election result is a bear. If you panic, it's only going to tear you apart. Stay calm. Play dead, and let it pass over you before you take action.

This election result is a tornado. If you're tensed up, you'll be splattered against the wall. Stay CALM and RELAX.

This election result is the Titanic! Be like Charles Joughin. Have yourself a drink or two, let yourself chill. The icy waters are just another swim.

I love you guys. Don't do anything drastic. Stay safe, and keep calm.

Going to start doing polls because everyone likes polls!!! probably

Republicans are the type of people to want a woman dead for aborting a 1 day old fetus that was going to grow up in an abusive foster home and then starve to death after aging out of the system, but will tell you to put down your dog if it stubbed its toe

Reminder that it's perfectly fine to transition into a femboy. You're a woman and you want that allure that appeals to the majority of sexualities? Go ahead. You don't have to transition into being a jacked up testosterone man, you can identify as a man and still look like a woman. Nobody's going to stop you. If they do I'll cry and then they'll be distracted by my crying and you can sneak away while they're distracted. Like a movie villain

Just a reminder that you don't need to feel bad about not getting top surgery as a trans guy. There are cis men with bigger tits you'll be fine

It's so joever, I'm losing my hairis. We thought we would triump, but we were held barack 😔

Love speedrunning all my work first thing in the morning and then having the rest of the day off. It's what the medieval peasants would have wanted