As He Untied Her Hat, Her Hair Fell Around Her Face, Framing It Like A Frame Made Of Hair.

you can literally put this stuff on anything & its good

The peach cobbler in question

USAmericans, currently

FRIEND: "We're at risk of slipping into fascism."

ME: "Oh, honey . . . when they are arresting judges and mayors, we've already slipped."

*lights pipe, leans back into rocking chair*

You youngsters don’t remember a time when the onion was printed and offered free of charge in sidewalk kiosks. Those were the good ‘ol days. When you could feel the joke between your fingers. When you could roll up the joke into a little horn and go toot into your friends ear. We lived like barbarians, and by gum, we loved it.

*Puffs pipe. Sets self on fire*

Getting a print version of the Onion is a decision I'll never regret

Every one of the 12 "ads" in this version is insulting Musk

When I look into a microscope, Driscoll, I see bacteria swimming, fighting, existing, that’s real. These witches that were persecuted and burned in the 17th century were real too, but they weren’t witches. They were pitiful human beings, victims of hysteria. The City of the Dead (1960) dir. John Llewellyn Moxey

Whatcha up to?

Making art

lisa brice, "untitled," 2023-2024, oil on trace

I read “stage paintings” and immediately thought of broadway:

How did I miss weaponlord? Was it a musical? I wonder what the choreography was like

Stage paintings by Glenn Kim for Weaponlord (Visual Concepts, 1995).

The 40’s gangster films have tons of great classics:

- pushing up daisies

- ventilated

- taking a trip to the bone yard

I personally like technical sounding language

Things you can stay instead of "k1lled", "murked" or "unalived":

involuntarily converted to room temperature

cancelled on a corporeal level

successfully transitioned into fertiliser

rendered permanently horizontal

sent to investigate the potential existence of an afterlife