Butchbunkum - Untitled

*checks butthole*

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i’m a gold star bisexual. i’ve fucked everybody

BLUE !!

Pet peeve: BUGS ARENT GONNA GET BIGGER JUST CAUSE OF GENES!

bugs don’t have lungs. The oxygen in the atmosphere permeates their tissue by means of holes in their body. It’s a passive system that is dependent on diffuse oxygen in the air. During the age of giant bugs there was more oxygen in the atmosphere. Simply put: More oxygen in the air —> more oxygen in the tissues—> larger bugs.

#bugs

old gods are waking

Got a weird strawberry in the pack

A man needs a car like a wizard needs a bicycle

No idea who these idiots are but the old man in the pic looks like he’s ready to die

It’s illegal to tell someone you’re gonna kill them. Here are some ways to imply it, legally:

- people are hunting you

- you will die soon

- won’t someone please kill this fuck?

- when you die you will be screaming, covered in blood.

- I wonder what color your blood is?

- what do you think your last words will be?

- the grim specter of death has his icy hand around your throat.

The trick to this is to sound as much as possible like a necro-wizard delivering a fell prophecy.

When I look into a microscope, Driscoll, I see bacteria swimming, fighting, existing, that’s real. These witches that were persecuted and burned in the 17th century were real too, but they weren’t witches. They were pitiful human beings, victims of hysteria. The City of the Dead (1960) dir. John Llewellyn Moxey