When Your Stomach Is Really Mad At You And You're Not Sure Which One Of Your Fourteen Unhealthy Lifestyle

Phil: “Embrace the crease, and have the courage…”

Dan: “…to sag”

My new life motto…thanks guys

nothing has ever spoke to me more than this comment

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the reason dan and phil never get bored being together 24/7 is because neither one of them ever remembers a damn thing so every anecdote is just new information to them every time

i loved you then, and i love you now

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me during my gcses

'where were you on june 11th?'

i'll be begging on my knees for a birthday livestream

Grinch Midas turning everything he touches Gerber-mush green. A case study

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