The First Time Remus Said, "I Love You," Sirus Froze. From Surprise, From Fear And Because He Felt The

I mean ofc they would who wouldn't

rosekiller have each other’s mugshots in their wallets

my roman empire right here <33

James’s fav nicknames: reg, darling, my love, sweetness etc etc

Vs Regulus

Regulus: James

James: omg.

Regulus: you didn’t hear that

James: YOU CALLED ME JAMES INSTEAD OF POTTERRRRRR

delicious

Arcitecture

I need this fic bro if anyone does it I will legitimately kiss u thru the screen

Starchaser fic idea

Im gonna explain starting with the stuff that happens BEFORE the fic takes place

James and Regulus dated in highschool, but Regulus broke up with James at the end of James’s last year because he was considering rejecting huge offers from professional quidditch teams just to be closer to Regulus.

James gets dumped and has no reason to reject the offers anymore, so he plays for a really good professional team. He is heartbroken though because Regulus never explained why he dumped him, so in James’s mind, he dumped him for seemingly no reason. Regulus is just angry with James for almost rejecting the offers and guilty for breaking his heart and he’s just feeling all the feelings.

Fast-forward a few years (still before the fic), Regulus and James are both professional quidditch players, and James is married to Lily. Harry is born and shortly after, James gets a terrible injury and has to quit right at the height of his career. The baby and James’s injury put a strain on his and Lily’s marriage, so they eventually divorced.

Now fast forward YET AGAIN to when the fic ACTUALLY takes place

Harry is a teenager (maybe like 16) and James became and Auror. Hogwarts is doing a career day, so Regulus comes to represent quidditch. Harry goes up to him to ask questions and Regulus is like

“Damn, you look just like my ex boyfriend James”

And Harry is like

“YOU. THE REGULUS BLACK. DATED MY DAD???”

Regulus is shocked but also immediately fond of Harry (mostly because he’s so like James) so he starts to coach him. He tried to keep it professional and not even think about James, but one day Harry says something like

“I asked my dad about you two, all he said was that you dumped him but that it didn’t matter. Then he just went back to cooking dinner”

And Regulus is just like. Ouch. I fucked up, didn’t I? Because James Potter only acts like things don’t matter when they mean the world to him. He still doesn’t do anything though, because he doesn’t know how and he’s kind of scared.

The final nail in the coffin is when Draco is picking up Harry from practice and they remind him SO MUCH of him and James that he just. Can’t take it.

Anyways he talks to James and they make up (and or out) yada yada old man yaoi (they’re both like 37) all that good stuff.

Thoughts?

(Also this goes without saying, but there will be absolutely ZERO Lily Evans bashing)

Real ppl just say that they read greek and roman books abt astrology and have 2 friends who are very much gay but r in denial with an older brother who was disowned just to get reg 😭😭

those people who comment on those "tell me a fact about you and i'll assign you a marauders era character" videos and say VERY SPECIFIC things to get a certain character piss me off so bad

anything to put them thru pain <3

For every like Elon Musk gets a kick to the balls, for every reblog Trump gets fucking punched

Im so reg and panda core 😌

tw: slurs, cuss words, and yeah

the marauders and their favorite curse words

bc my fucking cramps hurt so bad and i wanna kill everyone and the economy is shit and i have to go to my conservative grandparents party 😭🔫 but anywayssss

james: damn, my ex used to say this all the time, and he was literally james potter.

remus: fucking, he loves to insert it like 2 times in a sentence, ex "i fucking hate the fucking ___"

peter: piss, i feel like he just likes how it sounds, and he doesnt curse every two seconds, hes more complex sentences that sound like poetry.

sirius: faggot, one, because he loves it for some odd reason....and because he is one.

mary: bitches, dont ask, cant explain.

lily: arsehole, i feel like she likes to sound "smart" and you know, academic validation, so she doesnt curse unless in comfortable company. so she forsnt like to use the more harsh ones.

marlene: ho, she loves to say "hey hos!" and "ho is you cool?" and, dont forget "ho is this you?"

dorcas: pussy, because 1. she loves pussy, and 2. she loves to say to someone, with a deadpan face "pussy."

barty: whore..

pandora: wanker or twat, she is that one person that insults you until your crying, because she doesnt even care to use curse words, no instead she says, "you look like a goat and a blobfish mixed together."

evan: fuckface, yep i said it. unlike his sister, he loves to curse every two seconds, and during arguments. so much so, he can barley decide which one is his favorite, this is the one he uses the most though.

regulus: fuck or bullshit, haven't decided.

if you have anymore characters, tell me and ill make a part two!

I was like "my autocorrect is prob wrong" and now I've just realized that soooo

oml I just realized I've been spelling "literally" wrong my whole life.

who was gonna tell me it had one T and two Ls not "litterally"

its an honor to live in the same state as reg and Sirius 😔

where in the us the marauders are from (in my fic)

james - texas (he's a alex clarmont diaz varient)

mary - texas (I can hear her with a texas accent)

sirius & regulus - virgina (their parents work for the government)

marlene - new york (just vibes)

remus - minnesota (he's def from the midwest)

lily - massachusetts (she reminds me of so many girls in ma)

peter - ohio (he's just silly like that)

dorcas - california (shes an LA girl)

barty - california (he also lives in LA)

pandora & evan - oregan (cause of the oregan trail)

ILY TYSM

true Barty is a shit