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THIS IS MY DREAM AU VOLDEMORT CAN GO DIE IN A FUCKING DITCH <3333333333
My canon truth is Regulus survived & did in fact go back to James where they went to therapy & built the life they always wanted together bc they overcame all that trauma instead of dying bc of it.
Lily got to live a carefree life w/Mary & Pandora, & eventually they all planned out a surrogacy for 2 kids. Now, they just share custody of Harry w/James & Regulus, & Harry doesn’t grow up in an abusive household & wasn’t groomed as a child soldier to take down a weird snake dude. Wolfstar are the best uncles to Harry. Alice & Frank also aren’t insane so Neville gets the family he deserves.
Rosekiller get to be together forever & not die & also be uncles to Luna because Pandora does NOT die obviously. Which also means nobody has to lose their minds & go insane, hijack the Auror that would’ve killed their partner if it were an AU, & infiltrate a school in order to resurrect the weird snake dude I referenced a paragraph ago.
Oh & Peter isn’t a traitor…he’s still trying to figure out what cologne Gilderoy is fucking wearing. That’s why he’s now an investigative journalist who tracks Gilderoy’s career. He’s in direct competition with Rita because I think it’s hilarious to think about them bickering over who’s writing what piece for the Daily Prophet.
The only way this doesn’t work for you is if you’re a HarryxLuna shipper lol which in that case, sorry…
heeeyyy im saying this bcccc why not but to all my moots, I would fucking looove to be besties but I'm to shy to fill ur ask box soooo if I randomly start doing that I'm picking up my courage <3
SHIT U JUST REMINDED I HAVE AN ESSAY DUE TMR WTF
WAIT FUCKK
IT'S NOT FRIDAY
I THOUGHT IT WAS
I WASN'T DOING ANY HOMEWORK
I HAVEN'T GOTTEN ANYTHING DONE
IM GONNA KMS.
no but like you could say that idk you love books or smth than its gonna be twisted to "so you hate movies?" LIKE I DIDNT SAY THAT??
can i just come on here again to say i hate twitter. like so fucking much. it’s actually the closest thing we’ll get to experiencing virtual hell
he would..
regulus black would be that one mf who could speak your native language better than you
we all strive to be her
EFFIE POTTER THE WOMAN YOU ARE
3:39 pm!
at what time do you see this post ? (I'm a little curious)
Why does canon only matter when it’s about Regulus being a Death Eater?
Why does it not matter when Sirius told fifteen year old Harry that he is less like James than he thought just because Harry wanted to keep him safe?
Why does it not matter when Remus spent an entire year believing that Sirius was a danger to the students, Harry included, and didn’t say a word to anyone about him being an animagus?
Why does it not matter when Snape’s Worst Memory took place after the Prank, only because Sirius was bored?
Why does it not matter when James went behind Lily’s back to hex Snape when they got together?
Why does it not matter when Lily said that James hexed anyone he wanted to because he could?
I love all the characters mentioned above. My point is that you do not get to pick and choose canon information whenever it’s convenient for you and then preach about sticking to canon. Now, I know the magnitude of being a DE is much greater than the other things I’ve mentioned but my point is that most of the anti-Regulus debate is him being a 100% bad person in “canon” while no acknowledgement of instances where he was shown to be good, too, and the opposite treatment for the characters you like. Ignoring all the flaws and only focusing on the good traits. You cannot hold Regulus to that standard while you blatantly ignore it for everyone else. If you’re saying that you love to stick to canon, then do that. Portray the Marauders as the bullies they were. Acknowledge the fact that Remus married Tonks. But you won’t because you just want an excuse to loudly hate on Regulus without any genuine, valid reason. And, look, I don’t care if you don’t like him. I don’t care if you hate him. What bothers me is the need you all feel to tell everyone that you hate him. I hate characters, too, but I don’t do this. You’re entitled to your opinions and others are to their own. Don’t be a hypocrite, though. Pick a side.
A side note! Stop saying that Regulus “murdered so many people.” You sound stupid. There is absolutely zero proof of that. He was literally at Hogwarts his entire teenage years and died immediately after. Snape (who was an important DE, while Regulus was said to be not important) had not killed anyone till he killed Dumbledore so when was <18 years old Regulus going to do that? And even if you headcanon that he did do those things, do not claim that it’s canon and a fact. It’s so annoying when you push your ideas as the only right and correct interpretation of his character. And stop putting him in the same category as people who were actually villains while discussing canon (like Barty, Peter, Bellatrix, etc.).
ok regulus has freckles and James has counted all of them and made it his favorite number
I just smooshed an ant for crawling on my homework
oops please come back reincarnate quicker please
*helps a bug outside so people don't kill it*
*flash forward and I'm convicted of a crime I didn't commit*
*no lawyer touches the case for me*
*everyone hears a buzz and turns around*
*the bug is wearing a tiny suit with a tiny suitcase and becomes my defense attorney*
I can't explain how happy i am when the "oh oh" shows up in a fanfic
I was so ahead of the curve, the curve became a sphere-- Chappell Roan my beloved
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