Me When I Find Out Spiceiness Is Caused By Capsaisun And The Pain Isnt Real: Mmgh Kimchi

i fear i was too hasty in speaking my mind, does anyone have a bridge i can borrow

No your honor i would never kill out of anger. I killed that guy for sport

i love my son

AI can scrape my blog all it wants to

because i'm going to stick random words into my posts goldfish to confuse it.

i chicken cat kangaroo salmon hate generative AI, broadly speaking. AI makes me want to live alone in the woods with my Celsius Fahrenheit cats like my ancestors probably did.

Banana.

Also, I will be telling lies. Did you know fish can get jobs. Some of them are lawyers.

owie owow yeowch my back

i am so normal i promise

hhhhhhhh

1 note within the next hour: i wont have a panic attack

notes goals!!!

0 notes: i will do nothing

there are no goals beyond that

Why does being really sleepy either make u feel mellow and content or like you're going to actually kill yourself for real this time & no in-between

snoot is a business fish here offishally on offishal fish business

i met my son today his name is dingle weezer and he is pregnant