Ares: …….

Athena in the Wisdom Saga be like

This made me think that in the Warrior Penelope AU it would be Penelope who ran to her patron for help on how to flirt boy.

Ares would be much more enthusiastic about helping Penelope,(after a small window of being incredulous bc why would she ask him about this and not his girlfriend, the literal goddess of love) but his actual advice would probably kinda suck.

It's okay, Odysseus ends up being kinda into it.

I see your “Apollo agreed so easily because he doesn’t care about Odysseus” and raise you “the god of prophecy knows that Odysseus is going to make it home, so he’s not going to make much of an effort to stop him.”

Musical theater kid and Greek mythology kid grow up and get married; have Would You Fall In Love With Me Again themed wedding

In honor of the Ithaca Saga and Epic the Musical in general🫡🫡

Ody and Penelope have my heart🖤🖤

post-Ithaca saga

Penelope: (sleeping peacefully in bed after some of the best sex of her life) (wakes up to some strange mumbling beside her)

Penelope: (looks over at her husband, who is dead to the world, but also-)

Odysseus: (cuddled up to her) mnnngnhmhhh mmhhhgmppmm… ‘mm the monster rawrrr rawr rawrr

Penelope: …

Odysseus: raaawwwrrrrrr

Wow, haven’t been on Tumblr for over 2 years now xD~ I’ve no idea if people are still following me here; migrated to other social medias by now like me xD;;.  I didn’t really just want to leave it like this though.

I was recently diagnosed with stage 4 fibrosis sarcoma cancer, and the doc thinks I got about 1-1.5 years left. I guess I’m really here to kinda….leave my mark? These are just some of my work from the past few years I haven’t been uploading here :3

I’m more active on Twitter, Instagram and Patreon. Every bit of support helps <3. I’m not sure if I’m ever posting back here, but thank you guys so much for reading.

Guuuuuuys

Ok but you know what would be sweet and cute if Mari was a YouTuber while also Ladybug.

Mari just does jewelry, she doesn't design clothes, only jewelry that she shows off every now and then in her YouTube channel where she does gaming vids among other things.

She doesn't show her face since she is 14. I can totally see her meeting Thomas Sanders, Dan and Phil, Rosanna Pansino, Markiplier, Matpat, and a few other gamers, possibly the channel Tasty and The Try Guys and they promise to keep her face hidden from view when doing a video together.

But the other subscribers of the others only know that this girl is French, bc of her accent, that she has blue eyes bc of Phil saying something of them being twin eye buddies. That she's a baker's daughter bc Ro gushes and complains how Mari knows how to bake better than her before going "duh you grew up in one."

Now imagine...Lila lying she knows the girl possibly thinking this girl is also another girl who perhaps just is related to a baker and Mari bitches to possibly Mark or Sean or even Dan during the behind the scenes of a vid.

Dan went to college for a bit to be a lawyer. He has also met the other YouTubers thst Mari has done a collab with, 'cept Matpat I believe.

All these YouTubers confronting Lila live....

Just imagine it.

Just imagine these YouTubers protecting Mari, who they joke is Ro's daughter bc both are soooo sweet.

Just imagine it.

Endangered Species

Dick: *Staring deadpan into the camera, The Office Style* And here, you can see the endangered species of Coffee Children in their natural habit.

Tim and Marinette: *falls down the stairs, babbling incoherently at each other while simultaneously fighting over the coffee pot*

Dick: Natural selection is coming for this species

Tim and Marinette: *chugging coffee from the pot in the background*

Saw some Epic warrior!Penelope aus where our favorite girl ends up at war in Odys place and had to throw my own au in there

When the ships of Ithaca are called to war, Odysseus by some horrible coincidence (or perhaps something more?) falls terribly sick. Physicians are certain he’ll pull through, he’s young, he’s healthy, he’s blessed by gods, they say, he has a newborn son to raise, and kingdom to protect, he has so much to live for. They say he will be better, but they cannot say when.

It has been weeks, and Agamemnon demands his presence. They don’t want to leave without the clever, Athena blessed king of Ithaca.

Penelope, still weak from childbirth, grieving for a husband she hasn’t yet lost, dresses in her loves clothes and sails off to war with 600 men. Eurylochus and Polites, Odysseus’s best friend and brother in law, are the only ones to notice.

Penelope had long trained with Odysseus, he believed she needed to be able to fight as well as he could, if not better, to assure she was safe. “I’ll always protect you” he always said “but if that terrible time comes that I am unable, I need you to be able to protect yourself as I would.” She had laughed and said she would kill any who dare attack her or her love.

Now she put those skills to use, ten years of war, pretending to be Odysseus.

Of course, her own crew realized soon enough. Her disguise did not hold up in such close quarters. With the support of her closest allies, they eventually (though some reluctantly) turned to her aid. Ensuring that, for all the years they fought Troy, she was never found out.

Athena guided her hand, she would joke to her crew after every battle she won, but the owl at the edge of her vision was no illusion.

Now, after her Trojan Horse succeeded, she sails towards home, dreading what she will find despite her joy at the idea of seeing her love again

Back in Ithaca, Penelope has no need to worry for her husbands loyalty.

Raising his son in a kingdom missing all its best soldiers, oddyseus worries constantly for his wife. Every day, hundreds of men and women invade his castle, and he cannot get them to leave. The last dregs of illness still haunt his body, and he cannot fight them all.

They ask him to marry them, to marry their daughters (most of which are far, far too young. Many no older than Telemachus)

He wants only to sail off, build a ship of whatever materials they have left and run away with his son to find his mother. He cannot, his kingdom still needs a ruler.

He misses Penelope, Polites, Eurylochus, Elopenor, Perimedes. Even Athena seems to have disappeared.