Animal Crossing Headcanons
Animal crossing headcanons
1. Isabelle has 4 bottles of wine and 5 bottles of whisky in her cabinet and a hole box of white claw in her fridge.
2. Punchy was a heavy wait boxer. he quit boxing to pursue his real dream of being a cartoonist, but mostly because in one boxing match he nearly gave his aponent brain damage and he never wants or have that happen again.
3. Snake, being a ninja knows how to make all sorts of poisons but he would never mention it, he knows many ways to kill a target, but he wishes to be peaceful.
4. Eugene is very self conscious about his eyes, as a kid he was made fun off for them so he always keeps his sunglasses on. He likes to keep a cool guy persona and he's afraid of people seeing his eyes in fear of being laughed at, so he's hesitant to show you his eyes for the first time.
5. Rover, Tom, and Moe are brothers. Rover is the oldest, Tom is the middle child, and Moe is the youngest. When you see them individually they don't really mention it, but when they're together you see how very close brothers they are.
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My animal crossing ships and there dynamics
Ankha x Lucky=girl boss and male wife
Muffy x Roscoe=goth power couple
Bob x Judy= Bob (dumb ass), Judy: GOD FUCKING DAMME IT!, he's my dumb ass now.
Bella x Kid cat=spunky loud puck and a tokusatsu nerd that goes to the jim, both can kick your ass
Rayman x Marshall= rivals to lovers
Shino x Sasha= Shino:(wearing a shirt that says 'this is my wife, you can't touch him 😡'), Sasha:(also wearing a shirt but it says 'she's my husband🥰')
Tom nook x Sable=old married couple
My deltarune ship dynamics
Krusie= if Dan and Aaron from game grumps were actually gay together
Kriselle= hades and persephone or
Noelle: see that weirdo over there.
Kris:(stuffing they're face with moss)
Noelle: thats my weirdo❣😊 and you can't have them!😠
Suselle= ore monogatari but with lesbians
Spamvil= the gay uncles or
Spamton: I should of (jrop payload) you in the (jrop off point) were I (found) you.😡
Jevil: but you didn't DIDN'T.
Krerdly= gaymers, also
Kris: berdly is not an incel, because when Noelle and Susie rejected him he didn't complain or get angry. Also he at least uses my pronouns!
Berdly haters and People who say kris is male/female:😰😬😦💀☠
Kratti (kris x catti)= goth couple, on they're first date they have a ritual to summone a demon....gaster shows up.
Krusielle= Noelle: hi, 😊I'm Noelle and this is my wife Susie.💜
Susie: sup.
Noelle: 😚and this is our partner kris.💛💚
Kris:✌
PERSONAL THOUGHTS #1😐
I don't think I could ever take care of or own a dog😕, I'm in the autistic spectrum and I can not handle dogs, too much energy for me. Don't get me wrong I love dogs they are God's greatest creation...but I don't have the mental capacity to keep up with dogs. I like other people's dogs but own one ...no😔.
Johnny: Hey Peter, you ever thought of getting a cat?
Peter sitting on a couch: I already have a cat. (pans to Felicia bitting peters hand while laying next to him)
Felicia: mmMeow!!
Johnny:😐....you serious?
Peter: what?
Johnny:🤨😑moon knight can you believe thi....
Moon knight:(on a lounge chair with tigera sleeping on his lap) 🤫 shush she's napping.
Johnny:😦😤😠
Moon knight:😶🤨
Johnny:You got to be joking!?
Tigra:(jolts awake🤯) mmMEOW!!!(jumps of and runs away)
Moon knight:😨😰😱NO greer come back!
Moon knight:🤬DAMME IT Johnny look what you did!(runs after tigra)
Peter: What the hell Johnny!😠
Felicia: Not cool man.
Johnny:😡You know what screw this I'm going home!(opens window)
Johnny:flame on!(sets a blaze and flys away)
Peter and Felicia:......
Felicia: The hell's his problem?
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Cheering up kris!!!
Kris:(sitting on a couch)😑😔
Susie:(walks in, sees kris) Hey kris WHY ARE YOU SITTING THERE ALL SAD LIKE THAT!👿
Kris: nah, I've just been a little down lately.😒
Susie:(plops down on couch, leans closer to Kris) Whats wrong?👁👁
Kris: I just feel like my presence is unnecessary.
Susie: WHAT!!!!
Kris: 0_0!!!
Susie:(grabs them by the waist & pulls them in a hug from behind) how dare you shittalk yourself, do I have to squeeze it out of you!!!
Kris:. . .ok Susie You can stop now I'm fine.
Susie: 😡 No!
Kris:😦🙁😕😒😞😔
Susie: Kris listen, I know you have those days where you feel shitty, like things are out off your control, and you can't help but blame yourself. But you shouldn't let that get to you, you're not a burden on your family or everyoneelse for that matter, ESPECIALLY ME, so always remember their are people that care about you. Besides who the hell am I gonna hangout with and do dumb shit with!!(she bonks them on the head😋)
Kris: hehe hahaha ha 😆 hehe he h..he..h.o..ok, I get it, sigh thank you Susie.
Susie:(pulls them closer) your my best friend Kris, never forget that.
Kris:☺ your my best friend too Susie.
Susie and Kris:. . . . . . . .
Kris: I do feel better know, you can let go now.
Susie:hmm. . . .no.😈
Kris:😐🤨😒😏 ok.
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