Another Gem From My Photoshop Class

One of the few things that are gonna keep me going until 2069 (haha funni number), is my burning desire to see what crazy shit happens when Goncharov finally enters the public domain.

You ever just have something happen and think, "Wow. This would make a great piece of heavy-handed symbolism for readers of the memoir I'll never write to roll their eyes at!"

quick badge I made for my girlfirend for MFF that I'm actually really happy with

Major missed opportunity.

Like, zoinks Scoob. I'm getting my comeuppance through, not only my agonizing death, but having the same cursed fate I inflicted on others befall me. This is like, a truely karmic twist of fate, the impact of which totally won't be cheapened by future installments...

These damn emo kids and their grim-ass shakes...

Certified University Dining Hall Moment™️

I looked at the leaked pokedex for Scarlet and Violet recently and I've been obsessed with the new designs. They're so strange and varied. They manage to range from

a weird onion bird thing:

(I would die for him)

to *minecraft cave noise*:

and even to this strange creature, funky little guy, incomprehensibly powerful and filled with primal rage:

favorite word?

Not quite the proper use of the word (apparently it's supposed to refer to meat from a baby pigeon), but I really love the word 'squab' for baby birds because, like

yeah. That's a squab if i've ever seen one.

It's still hard for me to believe that the '985' in his username is his birthyear.

You're telling me THIS GUY:

IS 1037 YEARS OLD?!

He looks, like, at least 5 years younger.