Taking Care Of Their Grand Baby, Briaket Right Now While Hangster Are On Honeymoon, May I Add…

My only romantic hope at the moment is that someone will impress me and kiss me afterwards the way Glen as Tom Hudner tried to impress and kissed Gigi Paris as a French woman. That’s all I want at the moment. 😔

Glen Powell as Tom hudner Devotion (2022)

This is too good!😂😂😂😂😂

Phoenix: just face it, you’re into hangman, now be a big girl and go and ask him out

Y/N: *walks over to jake* hey..did it hurt when you levitated from hell?

Rooster: *hysterically laughing*

Phoenix: *face palms*

Hangman:

Y/N:

Hangman:

Y/N: yeah I’m just gonna walk away now

TEN YEARS OF ONE DIRECTION ⟩⟩⟩⟩⟩ (July 23rd, 2010).

Me, flirting:(laughs, while talking to crush) what's your name?

Friend:(comes up next to me) Where did you learn how to flirt?

Me: Dean Winchester.

Friend and Crush:(both think I've gone crazy)

Me: Nevermind, I don't need this.(takes out cardboard cutout of Dean Winchester.)

Also Me: Hello Gorgeous!

First Draft

Request: Could you do a AU where the reader is in college and runs into an old classmate from middle school, but when she was at that school everyone were mean to her, and ever since she left she has gained self confidence but seeing how mean her old classmate can still be(like sugary rude comments) it crumbles and Dean came to her rescue because he has the biggest crush on her, and has never made a move, but he can stand the way her classmate is talking to her or something like that? Pretty please?

Pairing: student!Dean x reader

Word Count: 700ish

Warnings: language

A/N: I thought this one got pretty cute at the end…

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I just got bit by either a spider or an earwig while pulling weeds and I’m getting chills and sick symtopms. I keep thinking if I die, it wouldn’t be the worst thing that’s happened to me.

It's my 3 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳

Threesome Shark? You, me, and this fine specimen right here?

I just did a bunch of homework in an hour and 15 minutes. I’m actually getting good at this last minute homework thing.😂😂😂😭😭😭😭 Now my brain hurts... I am never going to do that again..... to be fair, I thought that I had only like two assignments that were due today. Then I look at my to do list on my I learn and see that I have like seven assignments that require time to do in an hour in a half. Am I proud of myself? Yes.... Will I ever do it again? No....

Does anyone else have a picture of Glen Powell as their screensaver and whenever they go anywhere, just pretend that he’s their significant other? Just me???