035- You Never Cease To Amaze Me

If SCPs drew themselves

i love this so much

049-(In his best lawyer voice) Eat a dick, your honor.

106- i found this new game whenever you're sad just take a drink

049- (from the other room) thats called alcoholism

035: What do you need to figure it out?

049: the ability to clone myself and a years supply of adderall

035: Ill put on the coffee

Im back and im back in style with an even stupider idea- SCPs as Photos in my camera roll

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106:

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Jay:

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Clef:

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That’s it! Ima go hibernate for another three months

i want you to know i had fun

who should i make next?

049: sure i dont get a heathy amount of sleep like some people

049: but can you do THIS?

*dies*

Ive had this tumblr for a little over a year now sooo thats cool these quotes are both pride themed and not

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Clef- I might have heterochromia but i am NOT heterosexual!

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106- i could fight doc! whats he gonna do? turn into daddy issues?

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jay- microwaved tea tastes like TV static

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035 on june first- I AM THE BITCH AND BASTARD MAN FOR I HAVE ALL THE BITCHES AND BASTARDS!

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thats it for now ive fallen out of the fandom sadly but i will still post on certan day im sorry for the sad end but :/

Researcher- it’s over what happened tell us the truth!

035- we’ll if you want the truth those boots are a bit much

So, i have a wattpad @CrowDoctorThe3rd and the first chapter to my new story The Crows Laugh as Crowns Fall will be coming out very soon,

''Black lord of Alagadda you are here bye banished, if you ever return to Alagadda you will suffer a fate worse than death!'' The Ambassador glared at him poison practically dripping from his words of distain. The once beloved Jester to the King kept his look of defiance, ''You'll regret the day you banished me.'' The guards started to drag him away his ivory heels creating a shrill groan against the polished marble, ''Ill be back, stronger and better, ill show you what true hell feels like! Mark my words you pompous prick! Ill be back stronger than ever!" What happens when SCP-035 is offered revenge on a silver platter? When SCP-049 agreed to a deal against his better judgment? Where revenge, love, hate, and dreams come true, Alagadda.