035 Or 106- Im Just The Guy With Chines Take Out Looking For Other Meth Addics

049- What is this henti? I heard Dr Bright speaking of it, but i myself have not encountered a henti

Dr Clef- (WHEZEEING)

035- DOC, NO!

Dr Bright- Im gonna tell him

035- NO

Hot take, Criminal Minds is just Scooby Doo for adults.

The first chappter is finaly here The Crows Laugh as Crowns Fall i am open to correction and criticism

So, i have a wattpad @CrowDoctorThe3rd and the first chapter to my new story The Crows Laugh as Crowns Fall will be coming out very soon,

''Black lord of Alagadda you are here bye banished, if you ever return to Alagadda you will suffer a fate worse than death!'' The Ambassador glared at him poison practically dripping from his words of distain. The once beloved Jester to the King kept his look of defiance, ''You'll regret the day you banished me.'' The guards started to drag him away his ivory heels creating a shrill groan against the polished marble, ''Ill be back, stronger and better, ill show you what true hell feels like! Mark my words you pompous prick! Ill be back stronger than ever!" What happens when SCP-035 is offered revenge on a silver platter? When SCP-049 agreed to a deal against his better judgment? Where revenge, love, hate, and dreams come true, Alagadda.

106- Im atheist

049- Im christian

035- Im FBI's most wanted!

049- (face down in a river but able to talk perfectly) Gimme the peat, boys, and free my soul i wanna get lost in a mossy knoll and d r i f t a w a y

MTF- Why don't you lie down and die with dignity

035 and 049- we don't have any dignity

049- (on the verge of a mental breakdown) NOISES AND WHAT THEY MEAN!!

(The doctors watch in horror as he chugs 2 pots worth of coffee as he stands next to a haphazardly done slides presentation)

049- (not speaking but making weird hand gesturs) ANY QUESTIONS?

Dr Bright-(raising his hand just worried) yeah what the actual FUCK?

049-jay and jacket are the duo lingo birds of the group

im sorry i dont make the rules

If SCPs drew themselves

i love this so much

scps during pride month

035- (SHREAKING) I AM AT FULL POWER

reasurcher- so whos straigh?

049-(raises hand)

106-(putting Docs hand down) dont lie to yourself

096- i like rainbows

166 and mrs Sweety- THEIR SO PRETTY IT HURTS IM NOT TALKIN BOUT BOYS IM TALKIN BOUT GIRLS

Dr Clef and Dr wondertainment- (weaping tears of joy at his child)

682 and 079- (confused but supportive)