AAHHAHAah!

035- you will not have peace?

(woman walks by)

035- have a peice of that- nah thats not my type

035- shes pretty

035- its just my type is men

035- hahahhaHAHAHHAH

AAHHAHAah!

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049-(after being woken up on christmas (or ever) I seek righteousness but ill take revenge

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035- for christmas i wanna punch god in the face

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106-(falling down the chimney) IM MR WHITE CHRISTMAS IM HIGH ON CRACK

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049-j-(holding the biggest tarantula) If youre cold theyre cold let them in

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Happy holidays dipshits


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Scps as random quotes

035- I dont know who this BITCH is but she is KILLING IT! AH!

049-J- Occupation? The family disappointment

049- Call me an escalator because i let people down

035- LOWER CASE IS FOR THE LOWER CLASS


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035- I dont want to be evil anymore am baby

049- (talks to anyother man)

035- evil again

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106- candy cains are how folks practice blow jobs

106- (CRUNCH)

D boi- (fear)

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049-(shaking violently after killing their father)

049-Jay- damn sit down bitch the fuck you lookin' crazy for?

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hey do you guys want head cannons? i got a few


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litraly just 035 as stan quotes (gravity falls)

035- just bonk him over the head its nature's snooze button

035- i dont know we would have to break in- JUST KIDDING LETS BREAK IN

035- when there is no cops around anything is legal!

035- FINALLY a good reason to punch a child in the face!

035- sometimes you just need to steal a giant animatronic badger

035- YOU THINK YOU GOT PROBLEMS IVE GOT A MULLET!!


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106- i found this new game whenever you're sad just take a drink

049- (from the other room) thats called alcoholism


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I don’t use this blog very much anymore my new blog is @canadian-pug-cartel I reblog more on there and im funnier so go check it out :P

Clef- (holding a wad of butterflies) Yo king you droped this

Kondraki- ??????


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Hi, I just noticed it was mentioned in the one post that 049 killed his father. Can I have some elaboration on that?

(Thanks for the ask, this is my first!)

The Corvonus family was a very tight knit one. Isac the father, a duke. Mary the mother, black hair and fair skin that all the other nobals envied, and their yet unborn child, Florence.

But tragedy struck the family, Mary died in child birth.

All Isac saw when he looked at that infant was a monster, a monster who took his beloved wife. Why should he care for that thing? That creature with golden eyes, that stole life not of its own. The maid could care for the infant. He wasnt going to have any part of raising a murderer!

Florence was bright, learing to read at only three years of age, and to write not long after, but he was off. His eyes had a calculating look and an almost emotionless gaze. Florence was also shy, and his father throwing bottles at him didnt help.

When Florence was seven, his fathers mistress gave birth to Jay, his brother. Whom he would protect with his life. Even during 'punishment' Florence would take the blame, be on the receaving end of a belt, a bottle, or even the cellar.

Jay was slow but not dim, and this irritated Isac, why couldnt he have one normal child?! Not a killer! Not defective! He blamed his children, the demonic, stupid, children!

But to the children this was normal, right?

Florencre was bright, maybe even bright enough to get away with murder.

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I was thinking of maybe writing this into a full story, thoughts?


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106-(dressed like freshy dip from gravity falls) Whats up my fellow youth? its me radical Larry lets go skate boad and do a vape, yes i too love comunism and bone men spooky! lets go play the overwatches and fortnights that will be totaly radical


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Ive had this tumblr for a little over a year now sooo thats cool these quotes are both pride themed and not

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Clef- I might have heterochromia but i am NOT heterosexual!

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106- i could fight doc! whats he gonna do? turn into daddy issues?

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jay- microwaved tea tastes like TV static

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035 on june first- I AM THE BITCH AND BASTARD MAN FOR I HAVE ALL THE BITCHES AND BASTARDS!

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thats it for now ive fallen out of the fandom sadly but i will still post on certan day im sorry for the sad end but :/


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