Me Reading Straight Up Pornography: Hmm… This One Just Doesn’t Have Enough Accurate Character Psychoanalysis

Found about a million 80’s-90’s romance/erotica books today with the most beautiful artwork as covers, might go offline soon guys who knows!

I haven’t been as angsty as I used to and im getting really concerned

This time will be different ghouls don’t worry! I’m going to take care of myself and get new hobbies!

I wish I was someone’s priority 😂😂😂😂😂

God I know it’s not cool to gatekeep but im losing my marbles over Djo’s recent clout. He’s MINEEEEEEE!!!!

Mark? MARK? Hes wired in. Sorry? He’s wired in. Is he? Yes. How bout now you still wired in? Call security. You issued 24 million new shares of stock! You were told that if new investors came along- how much were your shares diluted? How much were his? You signed the papers. You set me up! You’re gonna blame me because you were the business head of the company and you made a bad business deal with your own company? This is gonna be like im not a part of facebook. It won’t be like youre not a part of facebook. Youre not a part of facebook. My name’s on the masthead! You might wanna check again. Is this because i froze the account??? You think we were gonna let you parade around in your ridiculous suits pretending you were running this company? SORRY MY PRADAS AT THE CLEANERS! Along with my hoodie and my fuck you flip flops, you pretentious douchebag! Security’s here, youll be leaving now. Im not signing those papers. We’ll get that signature. Tell me this isnt about me getting into the Phoenix. You… you did it i knew you did it! You planted the story about the chicken! I didnt plant that story about the chicken- Whats he talking about? You had me accused of animal cruelty! Seriously. What the hells the chicken? And i’ll bet what you hated the most, is that they identified me as a co founder of facebook WHICH I AM. You better lawyer up asshole, cause im not coming back for 30%… im coming back for EVERYTHING. Get him out of here. Its okay, I’m going. Hang on! Almost forgot. Here’s your $19,000. I wouldn’t cash it though i drew it on the account you froze. I like standing next to you, Sean. It makes me look so tough.

I watched Bridget Jones’s Diary for the first time and I cannot fathom how badly I need Mark Darcy and I hate how long it’s taken me to reach this point of no return

i need to bite patrick's thighs

8 hour shifts are a threat to the beautiful energy that I typically send out to the internet within that time frame. Nothing is funny and you all should be distraught that this is my new reality.