Ruben Goldsmith (Ultimate Connoisseur)
Jack Hause (Ultimate Circus Preformer)
Brenda Sho (Ultimate Pimp) (SCRAPPED)
Diwi Harbinger (Ultimate Stage Performer)
Kim Silvarush (Ultimate Model)
Katya O'Duia (Ultimate Sports Car Driver)
Laurel Cole (Ultimate Dubber)
u-uhh h-hello... I'm shy..!! /j
anyways! if you have any, what's your favorite eddsworld ship?? and what do you think about Jon?
I'm glad you asked me this! Well, I have a few. Including TomEdd, TordEdd, Tommatt, Jonuardo, and EddPaul.
Oh and for Jon, He's my favorite character! He's actually tied with Ell because I am an absolute sucker for cute characters.
Thanks!
You are walking along the streets of Winona, Minnesota when your eyes meet a poster. The poster has the following things:
An address, scarlet and gold colored lines on all 4 corners of the poster, and some text that reads;
"Hello there! Are your finances in the gutter, or do you need a little more luck on your side? Well then, you are welcome to join Luck Fortune at the address below! May good fortunes fall upon you."
Curious, you set the GPS on your phone for the address that the poster had. You walk to your destination through some woodlands and over a cobblestone bridge. You finally arrive at your destination, a 3 story victorian style mansion adorned with marble statues of a tall robed creature on the left and right of the house. You walk through the front door where an smiling 30 year old woman with black hair tied in a ponytail greets you at an reception desk.
The mansions' exterior
"Hello there, new arrival," The woman pleasantly spoke in a airy tone, "Welcome to Luck Fortune! My name is Abigail Smith, what is your name?"
This is how most people join the group known as Luck Fortune. Located within the area of Winona, Minnesota, this odd assemblage of people of all genders and backgrounds give offerings to their deity known as Mammon. As far back as the 1879, this group has been spreading the word of Mammon and his fortune to those in unfortunate circumstances of financial troubles.
The leader of Luck Fortune is a man with very pale skin named Elias McCarthy. Legend has it that back in February 15th, 1869, Mammon came to him in a dream claiming to come with fortune and hope of luck if he starts to worship him. Elias accepted the terms and conditions and he has now become the founder and leader of Luck Fortune.
But before we actually get into some of the activities, we should look at the hierarchy in the form of a pyramid like below.
The lowest level within the group are the "New arrivals" (in the purple row). They often get sacrificed to Mammon himself for having poor luck. Or if low on members, the new arrivals will be given a chance to move a level. The "new arrivals" are the only ones who are made to wear the classic satin robes.
Barely above the purple row in the pink row are the regular members. The "regulars", (as the higher ups call them) do most of the hard work (gardening, maintenance, analytics, and holding people down for sacrifices) when the new arrivals aren't able to. However, the difference between the "regulars" and the "new arrivals" are that the "regulars" are able to receive actual benefits from their amulets, such as increased luck and a youthful look, while the new arrivals are only given simplistic necklaces that don't really do anything other than look pretty. The "regulars" wear the same clothes that they normally wear outside of the group as long as the clothes look professional.
Above the pink row are the "Earners". These guys are the ones behind the finances that Mammon gives the entire cult. They are often the ones to ritually stab the unlucky ones who were picked in something called "The Lottery" once every month. "Earners" are the ones who start to wear red bow ties with a single eye in the middle. Not only are the bow ties able to give the wearer immortality, temporary strength, and good luck, but the bow ties are also able to be an extra eye that experiences the wearer's emotions and they can show stock market statistics.
Above the red row are the "Golden". "The Golden" are not often seen within the cult premises, but when they do arrive, they are the wisest people besides the cult leader.
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Brenda Sho (SCRAPPED)
Hellucard Fox (Ultimate Passerby)
Paul Janssen (Ultimate Soldier)
Patryck Albert (Ultimate Pilot)
Mark Evans (Ultimate Writer)
Thomas Bingbong (Ultimate Set Designer)
Christopher Bingbong (Ultimate Director)
Larry Clark (Ultimate Assistant)
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1.) How easy is it to make them angry? Do they show their anger or hide it?
Answer: Jack tends to tolerate a ton of bullcrap from other people. However, Jack can show their anger (Run if he gets angry).
2.) Do they believe in soulmates?
Answer: Yep, but only if Jack is desperate.
3.) Do they have any pet peeves?
Answer: Yes. Being ignored.
4.) Do they have a happy place? Somewhere they can go when they need to relax?
Answer: If Jack is in a room full of entertained people, they're happy.
5.) At which stage of their life were they the most happiest?
Answer: When they celebrated Three King's Day with their mother for the last time. Because that holiday was the only time that their mother would actually care about them in the slightest positive way possible.
6.) At which stage of their life were they the least happy?
Answer: When their little sister Alice Hause became paralyzed from the waist down on February 19th, 2015. But their mother Linda didn't even try to support Alice because Alice was being, and I quote, "Alice findet nur Ausreden für ihre Faulheit! Sie sollte jetzt einfach aufstehen und mit den Zirkusvorstellungen weitermachen!"
(Translation: "Alice is just making excuses for her laziness! She should just get up and get on with the circus performances!")
7.) At a bar/tavern/pub are they more likely to buy someone a drink, or have someone to buy them a drink?
Answer: 99% of the time, Jack will buy someone a drink.
8.) Have they ever broken any bones? If so, how?
Answer: No, Jack didn't break any bones.
9.) Do they have any memories/experiences they'd rather forget?
Answer: When Jack was 9, they were once grabbed by an elephant's trunk and was carried around. And no one rescued them for 2 hours.
10.) What is their favorite memory from their childhood?
Answer: Every time they celebrated Three King's Day.
11.) Do they have a "type" that they are usually attracted to?
Answer: Jack focuses on the personality of the person.
12.) Do they have any favorite possessions?
Answer: No. Because every time Jack would have a favorite possession, their mom would throw the item out of the window and tell them that they don't deserve it.
13.) Do they have any tattoos? If no, would they ever consider one?
Answer: Yes, Jack has a tattoo of a teddy bear on their right thigh.
14.) Do they have any piercings? If no, would they ever consider getting any?
Answer: No. They wouldn't consider getting any because they are afraid that the piercing will cause them to bleed.
15.) What is their dream house like?
Answer: A small cottage that they and their sisters can stay in together.
16.) What is something about them that people would not expect just by looking at them?
Answer: Jack actually has depression, but they tend to put on a smile to make other people.
17.) How good are they at choosing gifts for others?
Answer: Not even close to getting people gifts. The "gifts" they give people are actually pranks.
18.) Do they have a certain skill that they are proud of?
Answer: Jack actually hates their Ultimate because he was forced to work under it. But Jack can put up a good show. And as long as people are happy, then they're happy.
19.) How would a stranger they just met describe them?
Answer: Annoying, insane, bananas, exists, waste of space, and beating a dead horse.
20.) How would a close friend they've known for a long time describe them?
Answer: Funny, energetic, good, pure, needs therapy, and nice.
I have gone on a rabbit hole on Google for Tumblr sexymen. I don't fucking know why William Afton is one of them. He killed children and stuffed them inside robots. And he isn't hot, especially when he becomes Springtrap. Damn those furries for oversexualizing Afton. If they weren't so accepting of people who do that and zoophiles and pedos, the FNAF fandom wouldn't be a dumpster fire. I really do not like Nagito from SDR 2 because he's an stupid bag of dicks. He is also hypocritical; look at chapter 4 of that game if you don't believe me, he hates the classmates he is with being the Remnants of Despair despite the fact that he was a part of it.
"Mary? Is that really you?"
"Indeed, Ruben..."
"I don't know if you could forgive me for all of the bad things I've-"
"Shhh, it's all okay. Just rest with me."
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