"Mary..." Made By @dietcolqz

Mastermind designs for Alternate Masterminds

Jack Hause, "Ringleader of Despair"

Ruben Goldsmith, "Mammon's Oracle"

Tord Lawrson, "The Red Leader"

Matt Haergraves, "Narcissus"

Mark Evans, "Bookworm of Despair"

Thomas Bingbong, "The Puppeteer"

Hellucard Fox, "Average Joe"

Paul Janssen, "Tinman"

Patryck Albert, "Tinman Jr."

Todd Vasilyev, "Red Terror"

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Can you draw biblically accurate angel Jon :DDDD

idk if this is accurate at all but I just wanted to draw funny angel

OC Question! Answering for Jack Hause! Part 1 Original post by https://leifandthorn.com/tag/ask-meme/

1.) How easy is it to make them angry? Do they show their anger or hide it?

Answer: Jack tends to tolerate a ton of bullcrap from other people. However, Jack can show their anger (Run if he gets angry).

2.) Do they believe in soulmates?

Answer: Yep, but only if Jack is desperate.

3.) Do they have any pet peeves?

Answer: Yes. Being ignored.

4.) Do they have a happy place? Somewhere they can go when they need to relax?

Answer: If Jack is in a room full of entertained people, they're happy.

5.) At which stage of their life were they the most happiest?

Answer: When they celebrated Three King's Day with their mother for the last time. Because that holiday was the only time that their mother would actually care about them in the slightest positive way possible.

6.) At which stage of their life were they the least happy?

Answer: When their little sister Alice Hause became paralyzed from the waist down on February 19th, 2015. But their mother Linda didn't even try to support Alice because Alice was being, and I quote, "Alice findet nur Ausreden für ihre Faulheit! Sie sollte jetzt einfach aufstehen und mit den Zirkusvorstellungen weitermachen!"

(Translation: "Alice is just making excuses for her laziness! She should just get up and get on with the circus performances!")

7.) At a bar/tavern/pub are they more likely to buy someone a drink, or have someone to buy them a drink?

Answer: 99% of the time, Jack will buy someone a drink.

8.) Have they ever broken any bones? If so, how?

Answer: No, Jack didn't break any bones.

9.) Do they have any memories/experiences they'd rather forget?

Answer: When Jack was 9, they were once grabbed by an elephant's trunk and was carried around. And no one rescued them for 2 hours.

10.) What is their favorite memory from their childhood?

Answer: Every time they celebrated Three King's Day.

11.) Do they have a "type" that they are usually attracted to?

Answer: Jack focuses on the personality of the person.

12.) Do they have any favorite possessions?

Answer: No. Because every time Jack would have a favorite possession, their mom would throw the item out of the window and tell them that they don't deserve it.

13.) Do they have any tattoos? If no, would they ever consider one?

Answer: Yes, Jack has a tattoo of a teddy bear on their right thigh.

14.) Do they have any piercings? If no, would they ever consider getting any?

Answer: No. They wouldn't consider getting any because they are afraid that the piercing will cause them to bleed.

15.) What is their dream house like?

Answer: A small cottage that they and their sisters can stay in together.

16.) What is something about them that people would not expect just by looking at them?

Answer: Jack actually has depression, but they tend to put on a smile to make other people.

17.) How good are they at choosing gifts for others?

Answer: Not even close to getting people gifts. The "gifts" they give people are actually pranks.

18.) Do they have a certain skill that they are proud of?

Answer: Jack actually hates their Ultimate because he was forced to work under it. But Jack can put up a good show. And as long as people are happy, then they're happy.

19.) How would a stranger they just met describe them?

Answer: Annoying, insane, bananas, exists, waste of space, and beating a dead horse.

20.) How would a close friend they've known for a long time describe them?

Answer: Funny, energetic, good, pure, needs therapy, and nice.

(Ruben's Birthday) March 7th

RubEdd Love Hotel event

Edd: *I heard that everytime you go here, you're supposed to play out the other's fantasy... Ruben's fantasy, no clue what that's like.*

...

Ruben: "Sleep."

Edd: "What-"

Ruben: "You heard me, we get on the bed and we Sleep."

Edd, Thinking: *Oh, so in his fantasy; Ruben wants to sleep. Ok.*

*I had to climb into bed with Ruben.*

*We lay down in it with blankets covering everything except for our chests.*

*Ruben instantly fell asleep...*

*I could only lie awake, not knowing that Ruben's arm was around my waist.*

Edd: "Ah!"

*I yelped as I was dragged closer by Ruben. He wasn't asleep this whole time?*

*I can feel myself blush a lot, as I felt Ruben hug my lower abdomen tightly.*

Ruben: "Edd, from the moment I saw you- I started to have this desire for companionship, to be near you."

Edd: "..."

Ruben: "This desire has consumed me, that is why I want to be close to you."

Edd: "It's ok, Ruben. We can be together."

*We fall asleep, together.*

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