Somebody Fucking Kill Me

i dont wanna get political but i wanna rip sometjing apart this is so cute.

୨୧ jamber headcanons for the soul

(because i miss them)

amber tells joey all the work gossip from the front of the house. joey tells amber all the work gossip from the back of the house

most of the modern music joey knows is from amber playing it in the car. he will not admit that he likes it but amber notices what songs he nods along to and makes a special playlist of them

the later it gets the cuddlier that man is. by midnight they’re asleep with her fingers running through his hair and his arms around her

^ and yes this is with no less than 5 huge blankets atop them. amber needs blankets

amber lets him infodump about anything he’s genuinely interested in for as long as he wants. if she points out this is infodumping he won’t do it so she just sits and listens

similarly joey will also be quiet and let her speak and then by the end of the week he’s giving her something related to it

joey usually wakes up before amber and will either be all soft with her (lil kisses, stroking her face) or wiggle his way out of bed to make her breakfast

when amber cries he’ll always get really pissed at whatever made her cry. yes this means the oven and also the washing machine

I'M ALSO A NERVOUS MESS WITH THESE TOO ON SCREENNNNNNAAAAAGGHHHHHHHRHRRRRR

Mary and Arthur are the embodiment of "You came?" "You called" and I'm so here for it

plus the way she makes a 36 years old seasoned killer, a nervous mess who draws hearts on his little journal? iconic

I'm in awe some people are geniuses and it scares me

(Yes, that Arthur's not real. And that's Dutch reading The American Inferno.)

Ghhh.

Invincible S3E8: I Thought You'd Never Shut Up

Invincible stills from my animation meme contribution + a crying mark gif

Unfortunately, activating his reinforced tendon implants occasionally comes with involuntarily uttering "uppies!"

This is as annoying as a rock stuck in a boot thanks for speaking the truth finally thank you thank you

Some mfs in rdr fandom be like:

*Arthur being nice to random npc, in and out of gang*

Them: Awww, they're cute! Let's ship them

*Charles shows on the screen for a 0.00001 second in few kilometres near Arthur*

Them: They're in love, let's ship them, they're canon

*Arthur and Mary interaction, past lovers with an interesting story and literally look at eachother with guilty&loving eyes*

Them: ..She used Arthur, she doesn't love him 🙄

Julieta Escuella goes hard af💣💣💣(and so do i)

javier escuella is actually a butch lesbian ik this because she told me

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GTA 5 - STEAM HEROES . michael de santa / townley