Blackbeard Pirates @ Prom With Their S/o Hc Please ^3^ (this Is The Only One Piece Headcanon Blog I Feel

Blackbeard pirates @ prom with their s/o hc please ^3^ (this is the only one piece headcanon blog i feel ok requesting them to bc i feel like I'm going to be shamed bc a lot of people hate them lol)

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//holds you gently.

I’m glad my blog can be the Blackbeardpirate safe haven (MY GOAL TBH?)

Marshall D. Teach:

He’s the kind of guy who’ll go onlybecause his partner looks fine, and goddamn it what’s the point ifyou can’t brag a little. Ends up wanting to leave after a fewminutes… But can be persuaded for once dance.

Jesus Burgess:

Crashes it. Straight up gets into afight ‘cause someone looked at his partner. No one look at them eventhough they are OBVIOUSLY the best pair there. Smashes something.Enjoyable nonetheless if you like dancing through fire (I do.)

Shiliew:

He refuses to go. 1. He can’t dance 2.No. He’ll spend the night with his partner at home watching weirdnetflix films or studying instead.

Laffitte:

He’s prepared dances weeks in advance.He loves dances in general, so he ends up spending the entire nightwith his partner dancing. And possibly robbing a few sorry suckers.Will not stop dancing with his partner the entire night.

Van Augur:

Goes on behalf on his s/o. He’s not afan of crowds, but he dresses the part and swings them along to thebeat. Convinces them to leave half-way through to go to a park orsomething… Calmer.

Doc Q:

Poor guy can’t really handle it?? He can’t very well stand up long enough for a dance, so he just watches his partner have fun and then feels bad for spoiling their fun, and then someone gets concerned that he’s flat out dying? Keep him home and watch some telly instead.

Sanjuan Wolf:

Oh my god. He wants to go, he dreamsabout going? But he’s awkward with people? He can’t dance? If hesomehow does go, he’ll be very stiff the whole time. Only when hefocuses on his partner will he be able to actually dance, or doanything besides intense sweating.

Vasco Shot:

“Hey how about we pour this shit-tonof vodka into the punc-” “No.” is how the night is going tovaguely go. Ends up sleeping half-way through. Someone help him. Hispartner needs to reel him in or else all kinds of food will besomehow become 'infected.’

Catarina Devon:

Everyone feels bad because they aren’tas well dressed as her and her partner. Literally puts everyone toshame. An obvious vote for Queen. Not just prom, just in general. Shedoes whatever her partner wants, because just being able to shit oneveryone for their inferiority was good enough

Avalo Pizarro:

He’s so excited to go anywhere with hiss/o. Doesn’t want to do anything besides hold them or keep them closeto him. He’s a terrible dancer, don’t tell him that, but he does hisbest. Bless his nya-soul.

Kuzan:

Goes for the food, and probably justfood. He will be convinced to sway to a song with his partner beforehe sits back and watches them enjoy themselves. A very kind date,take good care of him.