NSFW HC On... Van Augar Honey~ :3c

a moment of respite.

Relationship hcs for Van Augur?

It was only fate that brought this ask to me. (I love this dude’s style. Just sayin’.)

Van Augur Relationship Headcanons:

Van is a protective boyfriend. No matter the situation, he’s always on the lookout for any kind of potential danger that might target his partner. If he feels they’re threatened, he’s prone to shooting the culprit first and asking questions about the attack later.

When he and his partner go out, Van Augur likes to take his partner out for some fine dining. He likes how classy they look and enjoys making them feel like royalty. He gets recommendations for restaurants from Lafitte.

You wouldn’t guess it, but Van gets flustered really easily. All his partner has to do is saunter over to him, touch his cheek, and place a little kiss on his nose. After that, he’s all red ears and awkwardness, diverting his gaze to the side to hide his shyness. This goes double if his partner does this in front of Blackbeard and the crew.

Despite his seemingly emotionless demeanor, Van is actually really talented at soothing a crying s/o. He doesn’t freak out like some men and, instead, wraps his arms around them and calmly talks them out of their hysterics. Once they’ve settled down a little, he’ll ask them what upset them and listen closely.

Van and his partner sleep in separate rooms, even though neither is uncomfortable being intimately close. This is because Van snores like a motor engine and keeps his partner up late into the night. His room has to be soundproofed for the crew’s sake. 

Following Lafitte, Van is the most gentlemanly person on the crew. He puts his s/o’s needs above his own, such as using his cape to protect them from the rain during a storm.

While it isn’t usually possible, Van tries to limit the amount of time his partner has to spend with his crew. For the most part, this is because he doesn’t want his crewmates to bother his partner with their eccentric natures, but there are a couple men that he worries will try to steal his s/o from him. 

Every morning, Van and his partner watch birds while the sun is rising. 

“Send this to the Briarwoods, will you?” 

so im catching up on Critical Role finally and Percys face when he heard about the Brairwoods was heart-breakingly fantastic

“This thing was not built for speed and did you just hyah me⁉️⁉️⁉️”

No mercy Percy but he is just a silly guy!

“I have a magnificent b*+ch face.”

/hello tumblr, it’s been a long time.

white haired bad bitches

Helloo! Could i get some relationship and nsfw headcanons for buggy and laffitte please?

OMG did you say BUGGY? This is the best day ever. Thank you. 

Relationship and nsfw HC:

Buggy

He would do anything to look cool in front you. He doesn’t care if you’ve been dating for a while, all he wants is to impress.

He loves feeling in control and can be crazy jealous, almost a yandere. Probably he’d order his underlings to follow you around and prevent anyone approaching you.

Buggy would buy you so many gifts that you won’t know where to put them all. Being a warlord, he has a lot of money he spends to organize huge parties and treat you like his queen. 

He likes cuddling and snuggling on the bed, as well as falling asleep while you’re running your fingers through his hair. 

He’d use his df power to have the weirdest sex ever: his hands would be running all over your body while he’s fucking you from behind. 

Sometimes he bursts into your room with a new sex toy he wants to try and he looks exactly like an overexcited child.

Laffitte

Af first he’ll be quite cold and distant but, as you get closer to each other, he’s going open up a lot and start being more explicit about his feelings.

If you try to get his attention while he’s busy doing something else, he’ll silence you with a long, passionate kiss.

Playing pranks is his speciality and you won’t be excluded from the list of his possible victims. He won’t be too nasty though.

Sex with him is going to be extremely kinky. He wants to dominate you in every possible way and bdsm is one of his main turn-ons along with teasing and orgasm-denial. Also, he has a hand-fetish.

I’m sure he’d use his cane to masturbate you.

Aftercare is as much important as sex so, after a long and satisfying session, he’s going to pamper you like a princess.

Percy + 3x07

how's it go again?

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