Cartooncacti - Cassius Cactaceae

oh I didn't realize you used to be a huge piece of shit

now this may surprise some of the audience, but the majority of humans have to survive a phase called "being a teenager" and the results are often catastrophic

You ever have those experiences where, something makes total sense and is crazy obvious, but you never really looked at it that way, so it really surprises you? Like, you’re not a fuckin’ idiot, you just never saw the pieces together in that way? I’m just now realizing that any bulletproof like protection for the face or head might very well stop a bullet, but you’re still dead, for very obvious reasons.

Anyway, here’s some new art or whatever.

I openly identify as kinda gay, so sure. Why not.

reblog if you’re NOT tumblr famous, but you ARE tired and kinda gay

Tumblr post: “Mutual liked this post” (shows post)

Me: “what a fun post”

Me 5 minutes later remembering I constantly like suggestive art that’s not NSFW by any means:

(Don’t look at my likes. I’m not going to change what I do or unlike anything… but don’t look at that)

wanted to try my hand at a batman design

Well done to the Marvel writers for finally realising that the Guardians trilogy has been about the funky, chronically disabled and mentally ill raccoon this whole time.

I made new lock screens and I wish to share them with all the lovely internet people.

Hey, Kaiju no. 8 fans! Shonen Jump is officially releasing a Kafka Hibino scullcap beanie.

…Or if you will-

…A Kafka Hi-Beanie!

I’m happy that Chip the wolf had a successful career after being the mascot for Cookie Crisp.

wendell fortnite the things i would do to you

Howdy friends, mutuals, and followers. I hope I'm not being annoying, but... Did you know that I'm a VTuber with a YouTube channel where I post videos of video game and visual novel playthroughs? (And I plan to get into video essays soon!)

My channel has been struggling pretty badly the past few weeks (my newer content may be shadowbanned? But I am unsure since I am still a very small creator) and it would mean the world to me if people would consider subscribing to my channel.

I'm trying to get to 1000 subscribers and I only need 77 more!

(I understand if y'all are uninterested. I know sometimes my reblogs are probably more up your alley than my content. But I'm still putting it out there!)

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CryptidPlays

Howdy! I'm Cryptid (he/they). I'm a gamer and giant moth cryptid from the US. (I'm a VTuber by day, and an unknowable creature by night.)