One Day I’ll Move Far Away And I’ll Never See You Again

I hate calling in sick I don't want to inform anyone about my abnormal bowel movements

This too shall pass but like holy fuck

so sad when a carabiner has like one key and nothing else on it you gotta feed that thing... bottle opener, mini flashlight, swiss army knife... all sorts of things you could attach to it the world is your oyster

“Authors should not be ALLOWED to write about–” you are an anti-intellectual and functionally a conservative

“This book should be taken off of shelves for featuring–” you are an anti-intellectual and functionally a conservative

“Schools shouldn’t teach this book in class because–” you are an anti-intellectual and functionally a conservative

“Nobody actually likes or wants to read classics because they’re–” you are an anti-intellectual and an idiot

“I only read YA fantasy books because every classic novel or work of literary fiction is problematic and features–” you are an anti-intellectual and you are robbing yourself of the full richness of the human experience.

[image id: a tweet dated on Sept 10, 2024 saying, “yeah we do have after birth executions, they’re called school shootings.” End image id]

Not to sound like a terrifying communist or anything, but I think it's bad when we let people die from preventable causes.