Kirk Researches The Important Questions

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When you’re a kid, they tell you it’s all… grow up. Get a job. Get married. Get a house. Have a kid, and that’s it. But the truth is, the world is so much stranger than that. It’s so much darker. And so much madder. And so much better…

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someone: hey

me: read six of crows

I know this meme is dead, but who cares when time has no meaning, welcome to fandom

Pure genius

hermione accidentally spilling some amortentia on herself in potions and all day she has people telling her she smells good and fred’s like “you smell the same as you always do????????”

the kids are alright.

Ravenclaw: I had a funny joke, but I forgot it.

Ravenclaw: So just pretend I said something funny.

Slytherin: No.

Ravenclaw: Why not?

Slytherin: Because I’m sure whatever your joke was, it wasn’t funny.

Ravenclaw: First of all how dare you?!

Ravenclaw: Secondly, yeah, you’re probably right.