I Know Gay Things Happened In Gluttony's Stomach, I Know They Did

Not so failed experiment, 1011

fem bkdk! (tiktok dtiys)

made this through the tears

Okay, so I haven't watched all of FMAB yet, but I love how Ed is so fucking oblivious. He got a gorgeous girl, way smarter than him and out of everybody's league, who plays with the cord of the telephone when they speak together because she's down bad and laughs softly when he talks. And he's like "yeah, yeah, well, I am glad you're alive haha I thought they were going to brutally fucking murder you today. So that's a relief. Bye, super best friend in the world" and hangs up like the moron he is. But not only that, because well, they can't see each other so I get he doesn't notice the crush in Winry's voice, BUT LING?????? Dude has been with that prince inside a guy's stomach and has carried him around and cooked him his boot and yelled at him for giving up because he can't leave somebody as ambitious as him there without accomplishing what he wants, and then he says some gay bullshit like "Ling is still in there" after looking at Greed's eyes ONCE. One thing is not realizing a girl is crushing on you but Oh my God Edward for fuck's sake get a clue and realize you like men-

If a medium can talk to ghosts just imagine what a large can do

Goth Miku!!!

I'm going to sound completely insane BUT I NEED Y'ALL TO HEAR ME OUT: EDLING DANDADAN AU.

Look me in the eye and TELL ME the line-up of Ed as Momo, Ling as Okarun, and Greed as fucking Turbo Granny ISN'T THE MOST PERFECT THING. HE POSSESSES LING AND EVERYTHING. IT'S LITERALLY PERFECT

Also Izumi as Seiko. Obviously. Al's floating there somewhere too but idk about him yet

Andrew, the gravekeeper

Service dogs

me: “sorry ): can’t come!! got so much to do at home”

me as soon as im home: