What If One Of Us Had Dark Hair And Had Trouble Expressing Our Emotions And Frowns About While The Other

im all about reciprocated edling (bc im delusional) but i think painfully one-sided edling is objectively funnier. like

Ling: greed let me have my body for a second. it's important

Greed: huh? we're just sitting around. nothing interesting is going on

Ling: i don't have to explain myself to you can you just do it

Greed: ...alright

Ed, the second Greedling's face changes slightly: oh ling is back. hey

Ling: hello have you ever kissed a boy before follow up question would you like to

Ed:

Ed: what?

Ling: .nevermind [immediately recedes back into his mind and shoves greed back in the drivers seat]

I love how Tamaki gathered the school's handsomest boys and saved their lives by the power of friendship

Al: Hello? Hi, yes, I accidentally stepped on my cat's tail and I need to be arrested.

Hughes: Kid, we've talked about this before.

Al: Just take me away, please.

Shoutout to @skittypretty for once again having some top tier comic commission ideas 👌

Bonus:

Envy shenanigans cuz I want to use him as a dress up doll

fem bkdk! (tiktok dtiys)

Usually it's almost always the FEMALE characters who are given the role of covertly gather intel under the guise of being promiscuous so I love to see manslut roy mustang over here and his super intricate network of hostess besties, and his phone call w "Elizabeth" that basically served as a way for him to communicate w his team.

Like he convinced all the higher ups that he was just a dumb whore so they didn't view him as a threat and then BAM. Proceeds to launch a coup de tat.

Honestly arakawa cooked w him like ok ma'am.

jinshi you useless little slut you're breasting boobily around the place moping about telling your crush your identity all the while getting heat stroke literally no one is doing it like you i love you so much

Ling: Road trip with friends! Greed: We are literally on the run from the government!

Goth Miku!!!