rosekiller fic recs
Evan and Barty have no plans to fall in love.
Life rarely goes as planned, though, does it?
rating: M | word count: 43.6k | status: complete
“You’d be my best man wouldn’t you, Evs?
There’s an ugly pain burning low in his chest as he says, “Of course. What are friends for?”
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Or, Barty's father forces him into an arranged marriage, and Evan is to be his best man. Which would be fine if Evan weren't head over heels in love with him.
rating: M | word count: 122.7k | status: complete
Evan is sick, stubborn, and convinced that he’ll fail his exams if he misses one day.
Or, Evan is sick, Regulus is tired, Barty is emotionally constipated, and Remus just wants people to get their shit together.
rating: T | word count: 7.3k | status: complete
Evan and Barty have been best friends since the age of three. Now they're sixteen, at Hogwarts, surrounded by couples. They joke about it - a lot - but at a certain point, when is it a joke and when is it a desire?
On top of a sexuality crisis and family issues, Evan has to deal with another feeling, or rather feelings. For his best friend.
And while his best friend seems to pull away from him, Barty tries everything in his power to keep Evan in his life. They're best friends after all, right? Just friends. Ha.
*Some chapters will discuss homophobia or family issues but I always give trigger warnings
rating: T | word count: 30k | status: complete
“Not too bad yourself, Grouchy. The ladies and gents will love you,” Pandora says.
“You only really need Evan to love it though, don’t you,” Marlene grins.
“He is the only man for me,” Barty plays along, furrowing his brows at how Dorcas elbows Marlene in the side like she’s just shared a secret she wasn’t supposed to.
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Or, the one where everyone goes on a road trip, the West Coast is beautiful, and Barty is beginning to think that there is something slightly off between him and Evan.
rating: M | word count: 67.4k | status: ongoing
Evan Rosier has been Spider-Man since he was 15 years old and he is tired. He saw it all, he did it all and he hates himself more than any Rita Skeeter ever could. Evan Rosier has seen people die. He let people die. Evan Rosier is tired, his moral code is broken and then a ghost from the past comes to haunt him 5 years after he thought he buried him and sent him off to hell.
Barty Crouch hates Spider-Man. He can't stand the bastard who's willing to let people die when he has the ability to prevent it. Barty spends almost every day on whatever scene Spider-Man goes to. Only break to this routine is an awkward university dropout Evan Rosier that stumbles into his life.
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Evan is living a double life as Spider-Man and quite literally hates it. He meets the only person who hates him more than he hates himself. There's no person on Earth who hates Spider-Man more than Barty. The issue is Barty falls for Evan.
rating: T | word count: 26.3k | status: ongoing
A collection of rosekiller one shots that I will be adding to.
1. the wedding 2. motorcycles 3. winter 4. library
rating: T | word count: 6.7k | status: ongoing
Barty is in love with Evan, and he doesn't know what to do about it. Regulus is in love with James, and he doesn't know what to do about it.
Luckily for both of them, Barty has a foolproof plan (or maybe not so full proof after all, but you can't blame a guy for trying)
rating: M | word count: 142.7k | status: complete
I'm sorry but like, Afraid of Heights by Boygenius is SOOOO Evan and Reg from Crismon Rivers ?? I can't think of anything else rn
Okay so, I just finished reading the 26 chapters of Tarte Tatin by veryinnovative, and I am CRUSHED ????
I love this sm I was absolutely sobbing and my heart was clenching and and and WHY on heart do I force myself to go and read this kind of masterpiece ?
But like, pls, go read it. It's heart AND bone crushing but it's worth it
https://archiveofourown.org/users/veryinnovative/pseuds/veryinnovative
Reblog if
A) you're panromantic
B) you like cats
C) you wish you were a dragon
D) you're hanging on by a thred
But don't say which
diwk is finally complete!!! here's a snippet :)
Barty stirs as he hears footsteps behind him, and takes another sip of his beer.
It had been a horrendous evening. James and Evan had been flirting non-stop for the past few weeks and Barty was having to do everything in his power to not murder someone — by which he meant doing Regulus. And then to top it all off, they had performed a new song for the first time tonight which was clearly a love song from James to Evan.
Barty had had to help perform a love song from one of his best friends.
To the man he is in love with.
Who looked so, so hot on stage.
Who then snogged in front of him, and ran off to fuck each other.
Without him.
Barty was not having a good day.
At least Panda had sent Regulus and not him to go and find them, Barty didn’t particularly fancy adding burnt eyeballs to his ever growing list of why his life was terrible.
“Hey Reg, did you find the lovebirds?”, he asked as someone sat down beside him. Fucking idiots. Hot idiots. Fuck.
“Hey Barty. Reg found James and I, if that’s what you’re asking.”
Fic: Do I wanna know? by monet_ember on Ao3
they are so silly ✊🏼
Sorry busy week, take these doodles!
1. Reg 2.&3. Rosekiller from @greenvlvetcouch 's new fic <3
"You’re so polite" thanks i was raised in constant fear of upsetting people.
I absolutely need to read this 😔
happy holidays 🥳
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based on @alarainai ‘s fic early morning, coffee cups !!! I rly adore this fic and have looked forward to read it every day GO CHECK IT OUT <33
Thanks for all this hihi
Here are some of my favorite fics from @hd-hurtcomfort-fest 2024. Listed in alphabetical order.
Come Hell or High Water by @mallstars [22k]
In his bed under Mungo's floating candles, Harry sips tea, watches reality TV, and does his best not to pay any mind to the curse which has invaded his body. Harry wants to heal. He wants his healer even more. Keeping one desperate secret can't hurt. Not much, anyway.
En Passant by @dodgerkedavra [41k]
Harry and Draco survive the apocalypse. This is what happens after.
Final Exams at the Curse-Breaker's Academy by IzRoan [20k]
Final exams at the Curse-Breaker’s Academy are simple: If you can’t be a good curse-maker, you can’t be a good curse-breaker. When Draco gets cursed by a classmate’s invention, Harry has 24-hours to break the curse. Much to Draco’s ire, Potter seems oddly dedicated to drawing out this exam until the very last second.
Fine-Fractured Halo by @rainjulyx [29k]
For Harry, it all starts on July 31, 1999 and ends on July 31, 2019. Twenty years of longing, love, and pain in no particular order. Or: An annual birthday party that turns to a yearly school reunion. Hermione and Pansy are party planners, Ron is an excellent baker, and everyone tries their best to attend a birthday party just to see each other.
Future Histories by @thecouchsofa [6k]
After an accident at work, Draco finds that two decades of his memories have been temporarily wiped. His Healers are reluctant to tell him the identity of his mystery husband, thinking he’ll react badly. Oh, how wrong they are.
Thief by shushu_yaoi_lj / @orange-peony [22k]
“Harry Potter will steal something precious from Draco Malfoy,” Draco said in a voice that didn’t sound like his own. “What?” Harry asked, confused.
I hope you enjoy these stories as much as I did!
Just to have them for Later ✊🏼
1. The Hierophant by @hsvh-hp [M, 29k]
►Draco lowers his wand on the Astronomy tower. By sunrise, the war is over.
2. Lightweight, Pottah? by sasukelover69 [G, 1k]
►Prompt: One character breaks into the other’s apartment thinking it’s their friend’s house and they’re really drunk, but the owner of the apartment thinks the other is cute and lets them stay over.
3. The Poems You Leave Behind by KamiWheyy [G, 2k]
►Harry Potter keeps finding little notes - little poems. Draco Malfoy likes poems. What else will Eighth Year bring?
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1. Fawning Over You by Anonymous [E, 39k]
►Harry’s not sure which would be worse: Ron and Hermione finding out he buys Draco Malfoy’s premium pornography and an extra gift off his wishlist every week, or Draco Malfoy finding out Harry has a horrible, distracting, embarrassing crush on him. ★ Harry/Draco Career Fair 2023 | @hd-fan-fair
i am literally obsessed with trans remus ?? like pls i am DYING for more trans headcanon on the maraudeurs fandom ( specialy trans!regulus, marlene, evan, lily and remus ✊🏼 )
pls trans remus 😭😭😭
Yes. I am planning i am plotting and i am thinking about him ALL day EVERY day