Whenever I See A Baby In Public I Wish I Were Like A Powerful Faerie God Mother Character Who Could Give

polish government has opened a website for ukrainians seeking safety and trying to cross the ukrainian-polish border:

ua.gov.pl

as of 13:10 polish time, it has been said as many people as possible will be let through the borders. they are also supposed to let through children who do not have passports, as to not divide families.

Tru tru

Paul Matthews is one of the most characters ever. He’s just some guy. An evil hivemind decided that he’s their arch nemesis because he kept accidently escaping them. He has anxiety. He works a boring desk job for an evil tech company that developed time travel. He hates musicals. He’s super horny. In one timeline he’s a clone who has killed before and will kill again. He hates musicals but he loved Moana. He had a breakdown in a coffee shop. He survived a helicopter crash by wearing his seatbelt. The general of a shady, secret military unit authorised him to use a gun. He had a paper round until he was 18. His only friends are his coworkers who he would die for but refuses to hang out with outside of the office. He respects women. He’s autistic. He tried to save the world with a bunch of grenades but became the bad guy instead. He only drinks black coffee. Absolutely nobody is doing it like him. 

Oh, to have the type of banter found in an Emily Henry novel.

things we learned from technoblade

1. do not give the world an inch. make it conform to you

2. persevere, always

3. repay kindness tenfold

4. lie about your personal information online

5. when pressure is too much, it's okay to take a step back

6. seek out love and friendship actively. attach yourself to people you like and find ways to spend more time with them.

7. show love. (saying it is well and good, but showing it goes such a long way.)

8. win. no matter what it is, you can win, and you will

9. topple governments. embrace anarchy. fight god. go to hell. win.

Always more dramatic writing, at this point it's more of a personnality trait than a funny quirk

It's a constant escalation

Remus’ friendship with Sirius and James is actually hilarious. Lyall probably went ‘be careful son it’s important’ and Remus is like yeah alright like a good little werewolf and then a week later he sends a letter that’s like ‘my bestfriends, James Potter and Sirius Black-‘ like his parents must have had an aneurism

EVERYONE go listen to ur url NOW

basically a lot of my problems boil down to me being really bad at waking up. and also really bad at going to sleep