@reggie-trying-thier-best @har-har-harvey

sometimes you need dialogue tags and don't want to use the same four

Lloyd’s “all life must be protected” or whatever is so funny because the rest of his team is just

Guy who’s killed thousands

Girl who’s killed thousands

Guy who’s insane enough to shoot missiles in a train

Immortal roach who never kills anyone directly but probably sucks life out from the people around him to live longer

Kai

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

Looking forward to rainstorms and warm winds, another year at a better workplace, putting affairs in order (and hopefully not needing them), tasting more things, and getting back in touch with my adrenaline junkie.

Shout out to Dareth for being an older man Kai doesn't have beef with.

what do you mean elon musk did a nazi salute on live tv at the united states presidential inauguration twice and is now erasing the evidence off the internet by replacing the footage with the crowd cheering instead?

would be a shame if people reblogged this, wouldn’t it?

if you can't produce your own webbing, storebought is fine

so much care put into housing this aging spider. why are my eyes wet

(tiktok link)

happy last same year as it was yesterday 2024 tuesday

todays the only/last day you can reblog this lol