Happy Trans Visibility Day 🏳️‍⚧️

Obligatory redraw of Live Telemachus Reaction

Lloyd’s “all life must be protected” or whatever is so funny because the rest of his team is just

Guy who’s killed thousands

Girl who’s killed thousands

Guy who’s insane enough to shoot missiles in a train

Immortal roach who never kills anyone directly but probably sucks life out from the people around him to live longer

Kai

I swear we used to be able to think critically about random GoFundMe asks

It used to be understood that if someone using a throwaway blog suddenly starts messaging a bunch of accounts to beg for money, they were most likely a scammer.

Now suddenly there are fucking swarms of throwaway bots relentlessly shilling GoFundMe campaigns to anyone who even so much as breathes in the direction of a trending tag or post, yet the mere suggestion that any of these could be a scam will immediately get you yelled at by self-righteous strangers.

What changed?

if anon really stood by their words they wouldn't be on anon ngl

hey man as someone who doesn’t gaf about jay or nya at all i gotta tell you that you’re lowkey being cooked rn and u gotta just take an L when it comes your way

Mind you the thing I’m being “cooked” about is that I think bizarro jay using the fact he looks liked jay in order to pull Nya into a kiss without her knowing it’s not actually jay is assault because Nya cannot consent if she is being actively deceived and she is being forcibly grabbed and pushed into it.

It is genuinely gross how often this fandom is willing to downplay genuine assault for the sake of their fictional man.

Hey Kyri,

Look what took all of two seconds

ALRIGHT! FINE. THERE

if y'all wanna try it as well, here's the script

correction, that would be the famous "woman-inator", designed by the famous Dr. Doofenshmirtz of Doofenshmirtz Evil Inc. after his family was transphobic towards him.

Why the fuck does "womanizer" mean what it does, that shit sounds like the name of an instant sex change ray gun invented by some guy who has beef with a platypus.

sensei g simply cannot match her freak, it is that simple

I haaaaate Sensei Garmadon/Koko y'all like I'm not gonna lie it goes contrary to everything I stand for. It's such a fucking superficial pairing, just "oh well Sensei Garmadon is clearly the Best Garmadon and Koko is obviously Better Than Misako so we should just put them together and then Lloyd can have perfect parents!" and it's sooo fucking bullshit. I mean for starters those two would have zero chemistry. Koko fell in love with crazy freaky four-armed warlord Garmadon, she would not be interested in a sad, pacifist old man with only two arms. There's just zero appeal to it whatsoever. Even when Koko's paired with other versions of show!Garm it's just so flavourless. Cannot fucking stand it.

Dick wears superheros' merch all the time, this of course includes his siblings' merch.

Dick (supposedly) doesn't know it, but his siblings have a collective bet on what merch he'll wear next. Obviously he can't know, or there will be preferences.

He usually takes turns in no specific order, but making sure not to wear the same merch twice in a week. They can be noticeable things like t-shirts, or more discreet things like necklaces or bracelets.

Now, Jason is at a disadvantage, isn't he? There isn't much crime lord merch out there after all... But Dick finds ways, like wearing a t-shirt with a red bat on it, and if anyone asks, he can just say it's Batman's and that's it (he also can't go around wearing clothes that make him look like he supports a criminal).

Anyway, Dick definitely knows about this, so sometimes, depending on whether he's mad or happy with either of them, he wears more or less of their merch.

When he is angry with the family, he wears only merch of the JL members, no bats.

(Bruce won't stop glaring at Hal all week because Dick wore a Green Lantern jacket instead of the Batman's one).

hey ummm. quick question.

why is every single one of your pfp different?

Okay but have i ever told you guys how i have a tiny barely developed AU where Morro, Vania, Echo, Cryptor, Benthomaar, Skylor, and Harumi are the very reluctant second ninja 2.0 when they disappear one day and the FSM is like ‘well thats not right…’ and destiny’s like ‘yeah, its not. Fix it.’

And now you have these seven somehow meeting and fixing a weird version of their ninjago to fix the past and find the ninja to remind them OR save them??

It's not about the war. But it is about the trauma

J. R. R. Tolkien: no, my books aren't about the war I experienced. It's just a story

J. R. R. Tolkien's works: you cannot go home, war ends entire bloodlines, you are mourning the death of your brother alone, you dug into the earth and permanently scored the land, you cannot explain what you have been through, you cannot go home, "that wound will never fully heal. He will carry it the rest of his life", leaving the women behind does not save them, the young die first, you cannot go home, the parent will bury their child, you have lost the wives and you will never connect with them again, "how shall any tower withstand such numbers and such reckless hate?", you are not the same, you cannot go home, you can never go home, your father will only side with those he sees as worthy bloodlines and you cannot change his mind, it is more meaningful Not to kill, sometimes your sacrifice accomplishes nothing, you cannot go home