House in 2024
House: faggot
Foreman: I.. don't think you should be saying that
Chase: arh naur I theenk he carn archally. Ave you seenim with Wilson?
Cameron: I think it's a little rude to speculate about someone's sexuality while they're in the room
House: oh no no, let Chase continue. I wanna know when he'll start describing how I take in in the ass-
*house realizes something*
House: WE HAVE TO CHECK THE PATIENTS ASS
babygirl ur so crazy. I want to keep u locked up in a cage in the corner of my room and study ur brain like a guinea pig
every tumblr mobile update just feels like they broke into my house and moved everything slightly to the left
a controversial take but idgaf abt cancel culture
skrubkly 😢😢😢
you know those bumps and bars that shitty people put on benches and stuff so the homeless cant sleep there, and spikes on signs and ledges so animals cant sit there?
Spider-Man would get rid of that shit. he’d probably recruit Deadpool into helping too. they’d go out patrolling and then when it got late enough they’d go out and find hostile architecture and Peter would hold out his hand and Wade would pull out some wrenches or even bolt cutters or a sledge hammer from who knows where and they’d get to work removing that bullshit.
Peter doesn’t notice but Wade leaves a little sticker behind each time so that people know it was them.
YESTESYESTESTESYESSYES *transforms into a wild wolf*
My roommate is a ghost!AU dsmp edition!
It’s spooky month 👻
SKRUBKLY
skrunglekeys
it’s me im the people
It’s what the people want
quick take and possibly controversial take (idk)
the only thing stain had wrong was that he simped for all might, like if got over his homosexual crush on the walking dead meets walmart barbie thrown in a dumpster x3 i would genuinly learn how to reality shift just to clap him on the back anyways
I LOVE HOW BATMAN IS LITERALLY JUST 😵💫😵💫😵💫
Virgin Batman moment
and then just completely blank staring at smut
literally fucking shaking, screaming, crying, shitting, throwing up everywhere, foaming at the mouth, clawing at the walls, kicking the air when I read hurt/angst/comfort fanfiction
i rotate fandoms a lot - currently adventure time! :Dcheck out my ao3 for upcoming at fics! (if i ever get around to finishing them)@char_the_human
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