I Raise You

Social experiment time:

Perchance

Dealer: I've got some straight gas for you 💯🔥 this strain is called Swear to God the Devil Made Me do It, you'll be wanting to make tear jerking shower curtain camera's running genius 🤑🤩

Me: yeah whatever I don't feel shit

*5 minutes later*

Me: what if there's someone out there just like me probably keeping to themselves

My buddy Brian, growing space age crystals: my mom still hasn't won the lottery

My dealer: I got some straight gas for you 🔥‼️ it’s called The Boredom is the Reason I Started Swimming. It’s Also the Reason I Started Sinking. it’ll make you want to read American Psycho again

Me: yeah whatever i don’t feel shit

*five minutes later*

Me: dude, get with the program

My buddy, Brian, reading a complicated book: dude, they cummed and fell asleep

I return... With the extreme character development of a new obsession

They're best friends

You GUYS

Local shop out of favourite monster flavour: three dead, five injured

Reading Loveless again:Very subtle IWBFT reference but I loved it (Georgia said she was reading a Lister x Rowan au fic(I think))

william finn changed my life immeasurably in ways i cannot begin to describe, may his memory be a blessing. his writing has forever changed who am i am & how i interact with art.

who the hell then threw this curve?