Everytime Someone Writes "what The Fuck, Richard" In A Reddie Fic, Please Tell Me You're Thinking Of

I need a farm!Au Style fic where Kyle has to live on a farm temporarily (maybe for his rage??) during the holidays with the Marsh family and Stan is always in a bad mood to him and one night Kyle said he can take them to town somewhere and Stan grips him with a "idc where the fuck we go, just get me the fuck out of this farm" and I love top!kyle but honestly just go with it

(I'd write it myself but I've never written sp before)

Imagine if Richie thought he had his gay feelings in check and in secret but while he was talking, Eddie reaches out to him to brush a strand of hair from his forehead and Richie ℂ𝕒𝕟'𝕥 𝕙𝕒𝕟𝕕𝕝𝕖 and his voice breaks

Jake Gyllenhaal had me CRYING in his part on the John Mulaney and the Sack Lunch Bunch

Imagine Reddie meeting through a rideshare (strangers sharing a ride like an uber of sorts)

Is there an AU fic where Eddie's mother always warns him to stay away from people because they could corrupt him and out of spite, he goes to a party and ends up macking with some hot stoner guy named Richie and it's the best he's ever felt?????

There should be, just saying

*reddie arm wrestling*

Eddie: *trying to distract Richie* Wanna take off our shirts and kiss?

Richie: *beats him easily* Abso-fucking-lutely, thought you'd never ask.

Hear me out. Cafe owner/florist Stede and Bikey gang Ed

I literally have 23 tabs of fics to read but I sincerely hope there's some reddie fics of vampire!Eddie and werewolf!Richie waiting for me~

Those reddie fics where Eddie is the pastor's son got me in all kinds of ways