CANON

Happy new year guys!

Here's some Ranpoe, Kunizai, and Akutagawa~

Stupid bsd fanfic

It was the most ordinary day on Earth....at least for a person who doesn't know Dazai and Kunikida, because every day these two have some kind of wild. And today was even wilder...what happened?

Well....

Kunikida and Dazai are lying down, and then Dazai decided to make fun of Kunikida. So Kunikida went to eat, he ate, came, sits and scribbles in a notebook, Dazai lies and admires him. That's it, the right moment has arrived, it's time to start. Dazai comes up to Kunikida AND POKES HIM IN THE STOMACH. Doppo was dumbfounded and was about to yell at Dazai, when he started poking him 857427427828339 times, which made him throw up. It was...bad. No, well, I'd like to see you if you ate well and then got poked in the stomach a bunch of times.

Dazai looks at all this beauty and is like:- KUNIKIDUSHKA! YOU'RE PREGNANT!

- WHAT-

- Well, it's morning now, you threw up....morning sickness is a sign of pregnancy.

- WHAT

- Yeah....

- NOOO ...

- Hey, can I touch your tummy?~

- FUCK OFF- Kunikida punched Dazai in the face.

- Why do pregnant men have contractions like this?

- DAZAI-

- Whaaat?~

- SHUT UP. I HAVE TO GIVE BIRTH.

- Well, damn (((

- I'll have to write down "have a baby" in my notebook....

In general, everything was going great. They told the Agency about it. Everyone was in shock. And that's putting it mildly. After that, Ranpo went to hide all his supplies... in his own mouth, because Kunikida would have gobbled it all up.....

And Yosano was like:

- I'll be delivering the baby!!

Kenji started telling how he'd long dreamed of having a younger sibling and that he was very happy... uh... Fukuzawa realized that he would become a grandfather.... Tanizaki and Naomi went to pray to hell, because they realized that THIS IS COMPLETE SURREALISM. WELL, LIKE, SERIOUSLY. A MAN GOT PREGNANT???? AND THIS IS KUNIKIDA????? DAZAI IS FATHER???? WHAT.

In general, everything was going great amazing.....until the baby was born. And it was......ATSUSHI.

- WHAT

- WHAT

-HOW

-CHTO

-PAMAGITI

And that's how Kunikida and Dazai had Atsushi❤️

The End!!

XINGQIU

A bit old arts but idc i love him sm he's so cutie

Uhhhh

Honestly, I feel kinda uncomfortable when I see Ranpoe haters. It amazes me that people are so annoyed with Ranpoe, although there are a lot of pairings with the enemies/rivals to friends/lovers trope (not only in bsd fandom). Edgar is not obsessed with Ranpo, Ranpo does not treat Edgar badly. If at some point it seems to you that Ranpo is too rude to him, then.... guys, Ranpo is pretty arrogant in principle. I really want to say that I love Ranpoe, but I'm afraid that people will pounce on me and start saying that this ship is unhealthy and all that. I love Ranpoe, BUT! I respect and even ship other pairings with these two, I don't see Edgar as some kind of inadequate fan of Ranpo, I love them both OUTSIDE the context of this pairing. I don't think they have an unhealthy relationship, honestly. I just love this pairing. Please, let's not hate each other and respect what others ship :<

This applies not only to Ranpoe but to any pairing in general.

UTATANE PIKO

I l love him. I just love him. One of my favorite vocaloid boys :3

I want to try to be more active in the near future

Careful! Fedya is behind...

Amasaaaaai

"Soukoku is better!!"

"Soukoku canon!!"

"Dazai belongs to Chuuya!!"

"Chuuya > Kunikida!!"

"Chuuya steals Dazai from Kunikida"

SHUT. THE. F*CK. UP. Nobody asked you. I ship what I want.

(no hate for skk tho)

- What are you planning to do, Ranpo-san?

- Eat!

I tried to draw them in Harukawa style hehe

>w<

You can consider it a ship if you want

Happy first day of December everyone!!!

Kunikida ships are hot asf

I'm not even kidding!

Like...

Kunizai??

Kunisaki??

Kunibram??

Kunikatai??

KuniChuu??

Kunisano??

Kuniran even??

All of this is gorgeous. Plus Kunikida has a pretty nice palette and looks good with a lot of the characters, so you won't be gouging your eyes out saying "they don't look good together".