"waow I Really Wanna Be This Persons Friend.." Continues To Not Talk To Them But Likes Every Single One

Six of Pentacles: Giving and generosity/giving up too much

My piece for @malevolenttarotzine! I’m so happy with the result!! This was one of the biggest projects I’ve ever been a part of, thank you to everyone who helped make it possible!

The emotional dissonance between each of my malev 52 doodles is HILARIOUS. I was wide-eyed hand over my mouth gasping at the ending and motherfucking arthur lester in his underwear was staring back at me.

.....welp!

Harlan reposting this:

COOKIE: I am not a hero. I am not an example to be held up to children. I host a trivia game. I don’t know how to solve the world’s problems. I do know how many episodes of Police Squad there were. I am not a teacher. I cannot educate the youth of America. I like the word “dickcissel.” This really isn’t a commercial, it’s just me talking about myself. Did I use the dickcissel thing already? I am not a hero.

[music sting]

ANNOUNCER: Does YOUR house smell like ass? Find out what you can do tonight!

everyone avert your eyes [expresses a standard human emotion] [illogically experiences shame even with only myself as witness]

Some Malevolent sticker designs!

jon, faking his age, newly promoted: i am doing such a good job at being the rational and steely academic

absolutely everyone in the archives: who is this 28 year old baby duckling and why is he already graying

I have such a deep and profound love for malevolent artists that draw POC John