I Just Love Kayne Sm 🕺 Arthur- @ruksanada

you’re telling me this rock i’m hitting is a bottom?

Malevolent daughter kill count just went up!

"You are a shell of a man, Arthur! Always were."

Jarthur and Arkayne nation, how we feeling after 52?

some innocent trivia!!!!!

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Based on actual events

(late) happy birthday Arthur Lester can’t believe you’re 125 now

i like working at plant store. sometimes you ring up someone and there's a slug on their plant and so you're like "Oh haha you've got a friend there let me get that for you" and you put the slug on your hand for safekeeping but then its really busy and you dont have time to take the slug outside before the next customer in line so you just have a slug chilling on your hand for 15 minutes. really makes you feel at peace with nature. also it means sometimes i get to say my favorite line which is "would you like this free slug with your purchase"

I’ve said it before but it bears repeating:

KAYNE IS SO FUCKING SCARY

Yellow Malevolent, my beloved.