Here's A Fake Interview About My Me & My Girlfriend That I Transcribed From My Head. Enjoy!

Source: butch/femme; Inside Lesbian Gender - editor Sally R. Munt , photo editor Cherry Smyth

Okay small confession to make. Im obsessed with rarijack

Behind every butch daddy that thinks they have all the control is a needy, bratty femme that actually gets whatever she wants

Simone de Beauvoir, from a diary entry featured in Diary of a Philosophy Student

Things that leveled me up as a Dyke Pt. 2

When I had dyke sex in the parking lot of the fire and brimstone church I grew up in

When a girl drew protective sigils on my arm for weeks after she overheard me tearing apart her old roommate for saying transphobic shit about her

When the sleep study doctor told me I have a medically large tongue and my wife shouted "I KNEW IT"

When the butch at the hardware store told me the shelf cutting machine broke and we spent 20min cutting shelves with bolt cutters for my wife's closet.

At the RenFaire, my wife tried the knife throwing but couldn't get it, then got huffy when I told her how to do it. She handed me the last knife and told me it's not that easy. I did not tell her I threw knives a lot as a kid, so with all her bags and jewelry balanced in one arm, I flipped the knife a couple times and sunk it into the wooden target guy. Felt like a damn hallmark movie and I loved it.

When an Aussie woman in a hotel lobby asked me to please please keep talking because she was fascinated by my american southern accent. I called her darlin and she blushed.

When my wife's grandfather was fine with her being a lesbian largely because I was such a big help with the cattle

When I moved an iron bedframe into the garden for my wife's coworker and she asked how long we'd been together. The answer was that morning. We'd been going steady for about an hour.

When I taught my wife how to waltz

[minors dni]

(some of) my favorite ways to make a butch short circuit 💕

letting out a faint little whimper when they kiss you

hooking your fingers in their belt loops and tugging towards you (or pulling them in by the lapel/tie)

tracing the outline of their tattoos with one sharp nail

finding reasons to bend over so your ass brushes against their bulge when they walk past you

saying “thank you Daddy” quietly and so sweetly when they do something nice in public

running your hand from their wrist to their bicep then sighing softly while feeling up their muscles

sending them a slutty picture while out with friends so they know what’s theirs later

“wow your hands are so big” or “gosh you’re strong”

riling butches up is my favorite hobby 💕

sweet femmes. femmes like sugar that melt under your touch. femmes with flesh to grope and squish and kiss and bite. femmes that wrap themselves in lace and ribbons like pretty presents. femmes that wear pink lipstick and leave kiss marks on your face. femmes that are soft like bunnies and cuddle all the time. femmes that smell like vanilla and marshmallows and sweet dreams. femmes who need hands on them at all times to feel good. femmes who whisper in your ear during functions and drag you home. femmes who wear lacy bras and tiny skirts and like parading in front of you. femmes who like being carried around, hands wrapped around your biceps. cute femmes. sweet femmes. just femmes.

Okay but allowing subs to perform oral as a form of reward is so hot. You’ve been good so I will allow you to pleasure me, and you’re gonna thank me

“do you not want me? :(..” hypersexual femme

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“I do! i was trying to be respectful!” chivalrous butch