I’m So Attention Deprived I Might Pass Away

Passion, love, and utter desperation

how it feels to rewatch old disney animations and headcanon all the romances as butchfemme

you know you're dating an Acts of Service love language butch when they've gone radio silent and you Instantly Know that they're Up to Something (/pos)

Haruka Tenoh x Michiru Kaioh - Naoko Takeuchi | Sailor Moon 1991

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ME AND MY BUTCH IF YOU WERE WONDERING !!

I know we’ve talked about this before….but the dom butch shutting up the bratty bossy femme is something i will never get over, like the usual cordial chivalrous butch who outside of the bedroom tends to their femmes needs, loves fetching them things and taking care of them and every single one of the femmes whims……but as soon as their in that bedroom the roles reverse and the bratty whiny femme tries to get all bossy and the butch shuts them down…..”awe you’re so pretty when you whine and think you can demand things from me.” and make their femme do all kinds of depraved things to get each other off…..anyways…………i love commanding, dom butches who do exactly what their femme wants and needs 😵‍💫😵‍💫

DNI: MEN AND MINORS

words cannot describe how much i love showering. my wet contemplative box

Things that leveled me up as a Dyke Pt. 2

When I had dyke sex in the parking lot of the fire and brimstone church I grew up in

When a girl drew protective sigils on my arm for weeks after she overheard me tearing apart her old roommate for saying transphobic shit about her

When the sleep study doctor told me I have a medically large tongue and my wife shouted "I KNEW IT"

When the butch at the hardware store told me the shelf cutting machine broke and we spent 20min cutting shelves with bolt cutters for my wife's closet.

At the RenFaire, my wife tried the knife throwing but couldn't get it, then got huffy when I told her how to do it. She handed me the last knife and told me it's not that easy. I did not tell her I threw knives a lot as a kid, so with all her bags and jewelry balanced in one arm, I flipped the knife a couple times and sunk it into the wooden target guy. Felt like a damn hallmark movie and I loved it.

When an Aussie woman in a hotel lobby asked me to please please keep talking because she was fascinated by my american southern accent. I called her darlin and she blushed.

When my wife's grandfather was fine with her being a lesbian largely because I was such a big help with the cattle

When I moved an iron bedframe into the garden for my wife's coworker and she asked how long we'd been together. The answer was that morning. We'd been going steady for about an hour.

When I taught my wife how to waltz

I want your things in my room

Loading Screen Tip: You can hold the princess to make her feel better.

Things my wife (a knight) did for me (a princess) at the Renaissance fair that make me absolutely feral:

Held my umbrella and would not let me carry my own bag

Waited for me outside of shops, booths, and even the bathrooms

Bought and surprised me with a rose, making my knees weak and shaming my friends and their husbands in one fell swoop

Found the one booth that sells coffee and got me a latte WITH A MILK ALTERNATIVE

Won the knife throwing contest against two very cocky men, only preening when I called them handsome

Paid for me to have my face painted like a fairy and told me I was the most beautiful person in the world

Bought me a LITERAL CROWN and then refused to let me take it off

Watched me eat a giant turkey leg like it was the world's greatest nature documentary

Looked at me so sweetly that one of my straight married friends turned red and told us to get a room

Took pictures of all my friends without them even having to ask

Inspired several little girls who clearly had never seen a 'lady knight' and who excitedly pointed us out to their parents

Called me 'my lady' and kissed my hand any time I looked at them

Carried my friend's baby in their arms

Drove us home early because I was too tired to keep walking around

Went into Chickfila (in costume) to ask for the dipping sauce that they forgot to put in our bag while I sat in the car

Fell asleep that night holding my hand

In conclusion: I am gay