Here Is The Fascinating Thing About Growing Older: It Always Happens Too Fast

here is the fascinating thing about growing older: it always happens too fast

a blink, and you're 11. 13. 15. 16.

17.

Here's the thing.

At least you get a few years for it. You experience the time as it goes.

Jonathan Kent did not get such a reprieve.

It is over far too fast.

Puberty is hard. An experience. A transitioning, a rite of passage into something newer and terrifying.

Kyptonians aren't quite humans, you know?

Good thing Jon isn't quite either.

Walking is hard. His legs are too long for his body. (They're not. His body is too big for him now. Stretched and growing without him.)

He has to navigate through familiar rooms with unfamiliar dimensions- duck your head or you'll hit that doorway. Don't make that step or you'll stub your toe on that chair that used to be so much further away.

It doesn't hurt him, no.

Something stings.

(It's not his body.)

Some people are forced to grow up too fast.

This isn't quite his body anymore.

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Reasons to watch Justice League Action

Joker, voiced by Mark Hamill, and Trickster, also voiced by Mark Hamill, kidnap Mark Hamill (also voiced by Mark Hamill).

A giant cat attacks (long story). Everyone is struggling with it, and Batman just casually uses a laser pointer to distract it. Did I mention the laser pointer beam was bat-shaped?

Batman attempts to be the “good cop” and Superman attempts to be the “bad cop” when they interrogate Deadshot. As you can imagine, Batman offering coffee and a chocolate doughnut is absolutely terrifying.

Villains fear Batman and heroes are afraid to mess up in front of him, but he still has some really sweet moments.

Batman knows what a videogame called “Boulevard Brawler 2” is because “Robin plays it all the time on the batcomputer.”

Same episode, Batman’s trapped in the game and Toyman uses Wonder Woman to beat the hell out of him. Batman is lying on the ground, likely in pain, and he just glares at Toyman and says “Robin’s better [at playing the game].” This man is so proud of everything his children do.

Same episode, we get a peek into the Batcave. Along with some other costumes there is a Robin one, likely Jason’s (*cri*), which means the aforementioned Robin is Tim.

We get to see Batman on his first case (wibbly-wobbly timey-wimey), in which he watches his past self try and fail to use a grappling hook.

The Joker is such an icon in this. In most media I despise him (mostly the character, not the characterization) (except for in Suicide Squad, no more of that characterization please), but in JLA he’s hysterical. Goes to the watchtower to genuinely appreciate a tour.

Martian Man Hunter, turning to Batman after making a pun: [It was] my attempt at humor. How did I do?

Batman, deadpan: I’m the wrong one to ask.

Djinn, with a creepy and triumphant grin: I am Uthool!

Batman, ready to fight: I don’t care.

Zatanna, to Batman: Don’t underestimate yourself. Little secret: when goblins want to scare themselves, they tell Batman stories.

Green Arrow, to Batman: *sigh* I know it’s generous, but we’re both in the billionaire masked vigilante “making the world a better place game,” so I figure—

Batman: *ejects him from the batmobile*

Solomon Grundy: That’s how servants treat their king!

Batman, with narrowed eyes: You’ll forgive me if I don’t curtsy.

Superman: *briefly loses his powers, breaks his leg*

Batman, with absolutely no sympathy: Hurts, doesn’t it?

“I…. AM…. BATMAN!”

Wonder Woman. Just Wonder Woman being an absolute icon.

Booster gold wearing this:

Reasons To Watch Justice League Action

And there are so many more hilarious interactions like this. If I had a week this post would be longer than the “color of the sky” post.


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