Merlin: I Have To Confess Something.

there's just something extremely attractive about men with masks and I'm obsessed.

(i agree with everything said in the video)

#like yes fuck me please #crush me with that ungodly body of yours #do whatever you want with me i ain't gonna complain i swear

why is alan wake remastered controls are so bad for pc like I'm fighting for my life here I can't also fight with the keyboard (I know it was originally made for xbox but still)

If you would report an undocumented immigrant to ICE you would have reported me to the Nazis and I don’t fucking trust you

The 10 Best Merthur FanFics I Read In October 2019

So here we go. As I made the list I recognized that it´s almost just modern AU. So I juess i just read way more of them that cannon fics this month.

These are in no particular order ;)

So we´ll start with two more popular fics and move on from there:

The Future Soon (by lady_ragnell)

This is a modern AU. Merlin and Arthur see each other in a vision. Curiosity has it: they are married in the future, but loathe each other right now. So they do everything to prevent this marriage from happening. (As if that ever worked in just any story. And so this was in a way predictable but just so freacking enjoyable!) The way they both despice each other in the beginning is just too good. :)

This Silly Ol’ Dance Is Perfect for Two (by SlantedKnitting)

Also a modern AU. Arthur is a closeted soccer/football player. He lives in the same apartment building as Merlin. Merlin is out and proud. He loves glitter, clubbing, has a lizard and thinks Arthur is a real jerk. And so one evening Arthur is really drunk and Merlin has to drag him home. And so the story unfolds. Very cute!

A single man in possession of a good fortune (also by SlantedKnitting, because their storries are really good!)

This is also a modern AU. Arthur is the new bisexual leading guy in a dating show. He needs to decide if he chooses the person he personally wants the most, or the person who would please his dad the most. And also lots of dating show stuff. :) This fic also has fanart!

A Beary Happy Story, A Beary Ugly Bear, A Beary Bad Pun and a Beary Happy Family (by platonic_boner)

I read those cute little fics one night I couldn´t sleep at all and it was exactly the right amount of happy fluffyness I needed. Arthur and Merlin gift each other stuffed animals with very shitty names. It´s amazing.

  War of Attrition (by DLanaDHZ)

This is a college AU. It´s very new fic, just a month old and it deserves all the love. Merlin and Arthur live in the same dorm and play pranks on each other. Arthur hopes to force Merlin to move out with the pranks and Merlin plays along because why should he not? There is beautiful fanart for this fic.

About Time (by rosewatergold)

This is a canontime AU. Merlin travels back in time to fix a few things. Weighty and Troublesome Things (by Skitz_Phenom) is one of my all time favourites, so I just had to check this out as it sounded simmilar. I loved it! It had of couse it´s own twist and storyline, i just love the “Merlin turns time”-trope :) The twist here is that the timeline bevore wasn´t canon: Merlin and Arthur were husbands, running the kingdom together. Now Merlin lands in a time where there isn´t even a little bit of that at all. Merlin is but a servant. And he doesn´t belive that he derserves Arthur a second time.

A New Low (by Rosie_Rues)

Another modern AU. Merlins a diabetic. He´s stuck in an elevator with Arthur and is currently on a low. He needs some sugar. Or stuff. He doesn´t really know, because then he slips into unconsciousness. it has a very protective Arthur and that is just damn cute.

Crush´d (The Sitterfic) (by orphan_account)

Mondern AU. Merlin is a housekeeper and babysitter for the seven-year old Mordred, Morganas son. Arthur is secretly in love with him and visits his sister way to often. This is an adorable, fluffy story. Morded is the cutest and Merlin is just a bit cuter :) It has pet stores, Diseny films and a very pining Arthur in it. It´s a feel-good story that will sure cheer one up.

The Difference of You (by ingberry)

And the next modern AU. :) Arthur meets Merlin on a bus and is intrigued by him. They meet in the bus from time to time and Arthur grows very fond of the nice stranger. This was very cute, and as I meet my boyfriend also by riding the same bus over and over this story made me very happy.

When morning comes (by Starlingthefool)

This is angsty. Oh my god, but it was perfect. The apocalyse came. Arthur went away to fight against the aliens. And so Merlin waits. And Waits. And Waits. And he doesn´t even knows if Arthur is still alive. This was so beautful and unice. If you are in the mood for something special this is exactly what you need.

Bonus:

Arcane Asylum (by new_kate, read by sophinsiba)

I listened to this as a podfic and it was very well read and written.

In this AU Uther locks all the sorcerers into Arcane Asylum. Arthur gets framed and so Uther has to lock up his own son. Inside the asylum, Merlin takes Arthur under his wings. This has a very dark prison vibe and I loved it very much! It´s a really special story and puts together some normal Merlin tropes with the asylum and a resistance and that makes it very cool!

“Good Morning, Sleepyhead”

bro my heart oh my god😭😭 I love house so much

#house md will never not be relevant

Obsessed with the way Vicodin is such a huge piece of symbolism in House’s relationships. Like. Cuddy left him because he relapsed. She told him that he took the Vicodin to avoid pain, because pain means you care and he wasn’t willing to do that. We’ve seen throughout the show how House’s emotional pain manifests as physical, increasing whenever he feels guilt or anger or sadness or fear. Keep in mind this was while Cuddy was worried she might have cancer.

And then Wilson ACTUALLY gets cancer, and House treats him at his apartment, and he feeds him Vicodin. Because Wilson is in pain, and he’s always the one who cares so much, and it’s House’s turn to take that away. And House doesn’t take any Vicodin. He feels the pain so Wilson’s is lessened, because he CARES. They make a point to show that he is willing to care, willing to take on that burden for him.

House will do anything to stop the pain, unless it makes Wilson suffer.

"What are you doing down here, Emily?" "What do you mean? You called me down, remember?"

PSA

It is entirely possible to feel sympathy for someone, and still recognize that they’re an absolute piece of shit.

- Catra from “She-Ra and the Princesses of Power” has spent her entire life being abused, gaslit, and being looked down on for being a cat person, and as a result has abandonment issues and a severe inferiority complex. She’s also a complete bitch who treats everyone around her like shit, refuses to take responsibility for her own actions, and even once tried to erase the fabric of reality out of spite.

- Bojack Horseman from “Bojack Horseman” suffers from severe depression, struggles with alcohol and drug addiction, and had a horrendously abusive childhood. He’s also a total asshole who treats everyone around him like shit, refuses to take responsibility for his own actions, and has even ruined people’s lives with his toxic behavior.

- Dracula from “Castlevania”. His wife was murdered, and he has to deal with the fact that he wasn’t there to stop it. He’s also a complete monster who has a huge ass body count, and is willing to wipe out the entire human race as part of, has his son puts it, “the word’s longest suicide note.”

- Rick Sanchez from “Rick and Morty.” He’s clearly seen a lot of shit throughout his travels across the multiverse, and he drinks and takes drugs to cope with that knowledge, as well as dealing with suicidal tendencies. He’s also a terrible human being who has committed countless atrocities across the multiverse and has hurt many people, even his own family, with his toxic behavior.

- The Diamonds (Yellow and Blue, specifically) from “Steven Universe”. It’s clear after thousands of years, they’re still grieving the loss of their sister, Pink Diamond, and are struggling to live up to the rigid expectations of White Diamond. They’re also abusive space fascists who have committed genocide against thousands, if not millions, of planets, view their own people as expendable, and are part of the reason that Pink “died” (fake her death) in the first place.

- Varian and Cassandra from “Rapunzel’s Tangled Adventure” Varian is trying to save his father, and was turned away when he tried to get help. In the middle of a blizzard. And not once did any of his friends go to check on him. And Cassandra has a superiority/inferiority complex as a result of being abandoned by her mother and being stuck in Rapunzel’s shadow. Varian is also the reason his father needs to be saved in the first place, and Cassandra stabbed her best friend in the back, stole the Moonstone, and has spent the entire 3rd season victim-blaming Rapunzel for being kidnapped and held prisoner by a woman who gaslit, emotionally abused her, and used her for her own personal gain. Both committed treason, hurt innocent people, and have actively tried to murder Rapunzel and her friends. 

Feeling sorry for these characters is not the same as being on their side. I am perfectly capable of recognizing that these characters have done terrible things that they need to be held accountable for, and that any repercussion they face they brought on themselves. 

now you have 3 nickels

but hey at least he's not alone...

if i had a nickel for every time Viktor died i would have 2 nickels... WHICH IS WAY MORE THAN I'D LIKE PLEASE STOP KILLING HIM

One of my hobbies is creating stickers of my friends’ bad pictures for Whatsapp.